We’re FINALLY cancelling Drew Afualo?! I’ve been saying for years that she’s a fraud. Thankful I’ll never have to hear that horrid laugh again, girl.

There is a Dalmatian on my street! I haven’t seen one in ages!

I think it’s kinda funny how I have an empty 9H and I don’t really enjoy long distance travel or long vacations.

I want sushi but it’s Monday…

I still cannot believe this man just brought me laundry quarters and bagels from NJ. Consideration is my love language.

IM ALIVEEEE, IMBECILE

A NJ bagel with my coffee tomorrow?! This man fully gets me.

Gave y’all a full length wlw video to help with the Sunday Scaries onlyfans.com/easierwithyou

I am getting bagels from NJ 💖

Tuesday’s child is full of grace, but I’ve never felt graceful.

Kneecap with SA allegations? Nothing about that shocks me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Learning that the Boomers are a Leo Pluto generation makes all the sense and WOW I can’t wait for them to die

I want to paint. Like, I don’t paint and I’m not particularly talented, but like… I just wanna paint?

Deleted Hinge today. That felt so fucking good. I like this guy so much.

The new Mountain Goats is very, very good

Being adopted from birth and then finding your family later on in life is wild. Not too many people get such a clear look at what an alternate life could’ve looked like for them.

Venmo is @sevenohthree if you’d like to help me get fucking back home

My fucking uber driver took my pin without me getting in the ride and just took off and stole my fucking money and now I can’t get home are you fucking joking

Dancing Larry

I have absolutely nothing good to say about Perez Hilton. More than anything, I feel for the people scarred from watching that live.

The way I consider My Chemical Romance the biggest sell out band of their era breaks my heart, truly.

Get absolutely fucked, AIPAC

Some dessert for after your dinner 😘

The girls called Caesar salad girl dinner and they took it away from us

You are so fucking welcome 😘 Happy #TittyTuesday #LewdSky #BoobSky

Love to sleep all day 🙃

I'm gunna give you fuckers lesbian porn and you better tip me and be fucking grateful about it #lewdsky #boobsky

Every time I step outside, it’s like walking directly into satan’s asshole.

The idea of Leo’s, who need to be the fucking center of the universe always, being Thanksgiving Leftovers healed something in me.