Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert
Gentleman pervert. My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
Fuck, finally have a perfect image for that "Describe your Bsky account in one image" meme that goes around every few months
First thought on seeing how fluidly this cartoon is animated was "What Eurasian country is THIS thing from?" (Russia)
Couch Potato Horndog Jabroni Wuss Butt Plug
ExCUSE me, that hoodlum definitely had a name, and it was Sid the Squid
Getting so much done while working from home yesterday is making me extra-pissed that I'm getting nothing done today aside from stuffin' an office, all because my supervisor is terrified that someone will complain if he lets me do it more often I worked from home for 5 years; it CAN be done!
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Can't keep answering Streets of Fire or The Goonies when this one comes around, so let's see what else is on the shelf.... Ah, perfect.
Right shoulder's killin' me today, can't think of anything I might have done to make it angry, so the only logical conclusion I can come to is that I'm finally old enough to get weird weather-induced aches and pains in random joints. "Oof, achey shoulder- big storm's on the way"
Post your last two brain
Every now and again, when someone pays me a compliment, I'll reply "Shut up, baby, I know it!"
I have the current girlpla all ready for painting, and intended to start last night, but changed my plans after nearly doing myself several injuries in the kitchen while making dinner. Sometimes excessive fumblethumbery will change an evening's plan. Hope I'm more coordinated tonight!
Today? Wrote a check to pay my water bill.
Was being kinda flip with this post, but it seems like I hit a motivational wall EVERY year once summer hits and it gets so relentlessly busy at work, and I don't generally get over it 'til the weather starts to cool down again. Always hated the summer and I suppose I always will!
Confidentially, between y'all and me... I'm kinda tired of not drawing. I should start doing that again sometime!
ook the day off to chill and clean my house and mow my lawn and take a chainsaw to the tree in my front yard to trim some limbs that were getting a little out of hand and wait when was I supposed to chill again
One of the biggest delights of this year so far is learning just how large an iceberg the strange Gene Deitch-directed, Czech-animated Tom & Jerry episodes were the tip of
DESERT PUNK?! DESERT PUNK?! NAJICA?! (Nah, just kidding- didn't watch those, just had a Fast Karate bit pop into my head. Seriously, probably Gundoh Musashi)
Rise of Skywalker. Basic answer, and I've definitely seen worse films in the theater, but it was just such a disappointment, and you could feel the energy of an entire theater full of people feeling the same thing. A disturbance, like a hundred people crying out "this sucks," and then... silence.