emma burnett
@slashnburnett
Doctor of food, writer of stories Sometime award nominee, occasional winner Capitalism seditionist In my ai;dr era Ex Partum, out now:
When I said ‘near-future dystopia,’ I didn’t mean today. Holy actual shit.
Awesome new romantasy bookshop in Oxford, Bad Girl Books, opened today in Jericho. Great vibes, queue down the block, brilliant genres.
It’s been a minute because of injury and life stuff, but I guess I’m back to being a hazard to others on the judo mat.
I’ve had this it’s awful it tastes like boozy death zero out of 20million stars. But also, yes. Here’s what I’ve been drawing into the copies I have.
Before discourse explodes again, it’s time for a kitten update. These. My heart.
A cool project that could do with some signal boosting. Please share (and support, if you're in a place to). www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/land-explo...
Also finally (maybe), here’s a photo of one of my foster kittens as a totally random perk. Look at that fluff face!
Omg I just got an email from Peugeot with a satisfaction survey, followed almost immediately by this panicked email from the service manager. So… how best to actually get some service, do you think?
Omg it arrived! Thank you so much @charliejane.bsky.social & @chrisbell.atthisarts.com. Super excited to read!
Time to get judgy. The fosters have kindly provided me with some new author bio pic possibilities. Which is your fave: heart-melting sweet; kitten huffing; or van Gogh ear plan?
Did you know, I once wrote a love story? It's nice. Actually nice. www.pikerpress.com/article/1021...
One full minute of kittens kittening, and me doing exactly zero work.
Ex Partum is officially out TODAY! Which is exciting enough. But also, @boriscrito.bsky.social says it's intense and flows kinetic (and we all know he does the MOST GRIPPING stories). You can get your book now through any local or online retailer! emmaburnett.carrd.co #booksky 🪐📚
Ex Partum is officially out tomorrow, though there have been sightings of it in the wild already. @machikaonda.bsky.social says it’s phenomenal (and we all know she’s an absolute DYNAMO). If this sounds like its up your alley, you can pre-order it here: emmaburnett.carrd.co #booksky 🪐📚
Ex Partum is in the world next week. @aijiang.bsky.social says it’s heartrending (and we all she rends the MOST hearts). If this sounds like its up your alley, you can pre-order it here: emmaburnett.carrd.co #booksky 🪐📚
Ex Partum comes out on Tuesday. Here's what @phokion.bsky.social has to say about the book (and we all know he has the absolute BEST words!) If this sounds like a a book for you, you can pre-order it here: emmaburnett.carrd.co #booksky 🪐📚
In case today is a day where you need to see pictures of kittens, I got you.