🎂 you are cordially invited 🎂 If you haven't signed up for our mailing list, you probably should???? ➡️ Linktr.ee/idst

Absolutely honoured to have our album NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT nominated for a Mercury Prize 2026 🏆 They even nominated our 2023 album SLIME CITY DEATH CLUB to make up for ignoring it when it came out. Very chuffed. The industry is actually really nice!!!

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⚠️ NEW SHOE ALERT ⚠️ SLIME CITY, Glasgow's best worst band ➡️ 10 SEP at The Dark Horse, Birmingham 🐴💀 It's gonna be, as the kids say, SICK(ening to see such a poor attendance if you don't do your duty for the death club and come to our first brum headliner) Tickets ➡️ www.skiddle.com/e/42585550

☀️ THE EARTH GETS (VERY) HOT 🫠 ⚠️ During the heat death of the UK please remember that goths and slime city fans can die in hot cars so please slap on the factor 50 and stay hydrated 🔥😎

🚨 WHAT THE EFF IS UP LONDON 🚨 We're coming back to the legendary venue @thelexingtonlondon.bsky.social on SEP 11 (...don't do it, it's too soon) to play weird wee nerd rock songs with our pals @themetatrons.bsky.social and Head Noise! Tickets 🎟️ dice.fm/partner/tick...

SLIME CITY LIVE IN YOUR TOWN (provided those towns are Edinburgh or Newcastle) 14 MAY // EDINBURGH Mash House w/ The Citrines 15 MAY // NEWCASTLE Cumberland Arms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island Ticket link here 👉 linktr.ee/idst More shows to come, stay vigilant!

🚨 Hello Edinburgh! We're dead excited to come back to your town and play Mash House for EIP with The Citrines. This is the only Scottish show on our calendars right now, and it's 14+ ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. 📅 14 MAY 🕖 7 PM Come pack it out you legends ⬇️ tickets-scotland.com/slim9

🚨 NEW SHOE(W) ALERT 👞 SLIME CITY, Scotland's premiere pieces of geek rock shit, return to NEWCASTLE on 15 May to play The Cumberland Arms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island. Grab your tickets here 👉 www.ticketsource.co.uk/upstairs-nei... More 2026 show confirmations to come 💀

🤫 We weren't supposed to say anything, but I guess the secret's out. We are delighted to announce we'll be performing on the annual Jools Holland Hootenanny alongside icons like Lewis Capaldi, Turnstile, Dr Alan Grant, Current Bun, Sum 41, One Of The Former Popes, and Richard & Judy.

Big thanks to The Ginger Quiff for an amazing review of our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 Full thing here ➡️ thegingerquiff.com/slime-city-n...

Merry Xmas! We are day 21 of the @joyzineuk.bsky.social musical advent calendar with a cover of Kraftwerk's Pocket Calculator, the most festive of all songs. ➡️ joyzine.org/2025/12/21/a... ☠️🎄☠️🎄

The most perfect execution of the Limp Bizkit trigger we've ever done 👌

Not sure how tf we pulled that off but can't thank Glasgow enough for showing up and growing up in support of our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉

🚨 TONIGHT 🚨 Don't miss us launch our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 in Glasgow at The Art School with Head Noise & Normal Service! 7pm doors! Final advance tickets available 👉 www.seetickets.com/event/slime-... Remaining tickets on the door 🕖 DON'T BE LATE! 🎨👉DAVE MCNICOLL

Happy #BlackFriday 🖤 If you're looking for deals, look n̶o̶ further because in celebration of the banality of consumerism we've hiked the prices of everything on our shop. That's right, everything is EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE than normal. slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com

From: Simon Cowell To: Slime City Subj: Content to promote your show guys, u real need 2 up ur content game, we've sold less then 10 (9 approx) tickets for your upcomnig show at @theartskl in gLAsgow on 29 nov.......why? Post content rn Kr Si 🎟️ 👉 www.seetickets.com/event/slime-...

Absolutely blown away by the response in London, thanks to everyone for coming out! The National Record of Achievement launch gigs roll on 👇 29 NOV // Glasgow at The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service 7pm Tickets 🎟️ 432presents.seetickets.com/event/slime-...

Our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is available to stream, download, buy, and ignore now! 12 bangers. All annoying. "It's really f**king good" - 10/10 @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social "Sarcastic, frantic, hefty, and above all fun" - @theskinnymag.bsky.social The links 👉 slime-city.com

Oh christ, 'National Record of Achievement' just got its first (and let's face it, only) 🔟 / 🔟 on @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social Big thanks to the legend Jim Auton for calling our record 'really fucking good'. Full review ➡️ www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2025/11/18/s...

It is ONE WEEK until our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is released to a mostly indifferent public! Huge thank yous to everyone who pre-ordered, and there's still time to grab yourself one to so get shoppin' 💰 slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com

"Remarkable, refreshing, and necessary." Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show. Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d... 📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENT ☠ It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️ 22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans 29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service Tickets: linktr.ee/idst

🎶 Pro-tip to succeed in the music industry 🎶 MAXIMISE YOUR VISIBILISATION ON ALL AVAILABLE CHANNELS

We kept a detailed chronology of the recording process for our new album 📈NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 Our SHOW YOUR WORKING package is an entire 1990s National Record of Achievement folder full of these really exciting updates so you can feel like you were ACTUALLY THERE.

If you're such a fan of cbgbs, name five of the indeterminate stains in the elevated toilet.

Hello 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 test pressing! Can confirm it sounds great, it's in the right order, and all pops are deliberate. Due for release 🗓️ 21 NOV ☠️ Order your copy ➡️ slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com

🚨 TRIGGER THE DADS 🚨 Check out the music video for our new single 'TRIGGER THE DADS' made entirely from Shutterstock stock footage for maximum daddism ➡️ youtu.be/k20Rg2P8HH4?... Also includes uncles.

🚀 LAUNCH GIGS 💀 🗓️ 22 NOV 📍 LONDON @thelexingtonlondon.bsky.social w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans 🗓️ 29 NOV 📍 GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service