Sloane Spencer
@sloanespencer
The Gen X sleep podcast SleepWithRockStars.com The low key, high taste music chat DiveBarMusicClub.com WTH am I thinking MommaRunsAnUltra.com CountryFriedRock.com returns Subscribe/follow on Apple, Spotify, YouTube. She/Her
Humid hair don't care! I voted. Parked, walked in, voted, left. No wait. Less than 50 voters at my rural precinct this far this morning. #SCVotes
Bluesky, please help me with the dumbest mystery! What is the *intended use* of this partially expandable back section of this courier bag? More in ALT text.
Slightly unhinged in the green room at Albino Skunkfest with King Margo... divebarmusicclub.com/episode/aaro...
They're here! Post-long run car selfie. Details in the alt text.
I have unintentionally become a newbie trail runner while training for my first ultra marathon bc I need a lot* of elevation gain (vert). Sunscreen, salt, sand, dirt... *for a flat lander
Here's an example of the AI bullshit PR emails I receive. All they do is scrape transcripts bc they clearly did not listen. Even with this clearly using Robot Tone, I was a community college professor for years; I'm pretty adept at picking out "you didn't read the assignment" schlock.
In a lifetime first, I twisted the entire end of the toothpaste tube off trying to brush my teeth this morning. I didn't even know this was possible. (The 1977 swirly countertops look weird in the photos. I mean, they're weird IRL, too.)
NGL I really want the Nike / ACG Swiss cheese shirt. 📷 @runnersworld.bsky.social
Just adding a screenshot from an earlier quoted post bc I really missed my calling as a designated rock band researcher.
Danced at the @jasonnarducy.bsky.social and the Full Friend List @remhq.bsky.social tribute show ✅ Ran eleventy zillion miles with alllllll the hills ✅ Doing it again tonight!
This was some poorly targeted ad in my feed bc I am absolutely not the audience for this product, BC the first thing I thought was, "Those are weird pretzel sticks." Did not register AT ALL. (Tap photo to see it better.)
My motto of "always see the opening band" stands. Bass Battery = Norwood Cheek on bass Rob Ladd on drums
I am at the People My Age or Older with Funky Glasses show. I blend right in.
So interesting that the only part they're implementing is verse 40. Matthew 25:35-40 (Text in ALT for the screenshot)
Me at prom in the 1980s, dressed in a 1950s cape from my aunt and a real beehive. It took days to get the teasing out. Click to see my 8" tall hair.
My brother is on this Weds' episode of #MurdaughMurders on #Hulu. My neighbor who used to live in Cottageville iykyk saw this on Nightline & texted me!
No, I don't want your exclusive colorway running shoes in shades of dirty dishwater. I want neon that looks like Esprit from 1983 started making running shoes.
I got new glasses, frosted tricolor tortoise blend. Like, you cannot miss them. Nobody has noticed except a random lady I do not know at the gym. Thank you, stranger.
I need one of these holey (not holy) Nike ACG (formerly Nike Trail) long sleeves like some Western States & UTMB runners wore. Maybe a touch longer for the masses, though?