smallest church
@smallestchurch
hey, it's me, amy. queer, insufferable, writer, pie influencer. she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro. she/her
please witness marlow’s current favorite chew toy, this bear we call his teething gauntlet
my sil, who is deeply offline but also is the person who initially told me to watch ofmd, is trying to stop being such a people pleaser which means i just got to send her the infamous @bettergaythandead.bsky.social stede bonnet HIT DA BRICKS meme of all time
air quality level: full ashtray that’s been sitting in the rain on the stoop for awhile
this friday’s produce-based deck cocktail is: cucumber shrub, mezcal, lime, spicy bitters, topped with la croix ✨
he’s STILL singing this to the babey and all i get is a measly laugh react im moving into a cave
it’s important that you know that @ghostalservice.bsky.social was just here for two days and i took ZERO photos of us but i DID take photos of the pie scrap cherry balls that were almost better than the ding dang pie
the babey has become Aware of the cat and the cat has become Alert to his awareness and it’s very funny
the baby is asleep and i’m on the deck watching bats and this is a local rye manhattan with the cherries i maraschino-ed and sometimes i feel so lucky im waiting for someone to come and tell me im not allowed to have it
how many times will u guys let me get away with posting the exact same photo of him airing out his balls during magic hour
new carly rae jepsen???? on the day i am randomly wearing my CRJ shirt????????????