Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her

@southernsylvs

1/2 of SheaButterFC. Every Blade Of Grass @fearlesssc.com Writer. CP23 and Naomi Girma truther. Willingly hurt by football. Resist and build a better world. CFC, RM, BVB, Reign, Cougs, Steelers, Lady Vols, Pens, Blue Hens.

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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· 16d

Dion Waiters quote about going 0-30 instead of 0-9, because that means you stopped shooting. That means you lost confidence.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· 18d

Me to Dallas

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· 24d

Man in a black t-shirt grabbing his chest with the text "my chest" overlayed over the photo

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jul 1

Me right now

Older Black woman in a white short sleeve blouse, short curly hair, and glasses, smiling with her hands folded

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jun 30

That defender

Haley van Lith at LSU shrugging her shoulders after being unable to guard an Iowa player.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jun 14

Me about the vroom vroom today

Issa Rae in a red dress on the red carpet, telling a reporter "I'm rooting for everybody Black."

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jun 13

Emma, girl

Sheryl Lee Ralph as Barbara Howard. She is a multi colored blouse, a black shirt sweater vest, pearls, short hair, and a facial expression of disapproval.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jun 10

I'm obsessed with this match now

Martin Scorcese in a black and white photo where he is sitting in a large chair, both hands in the air wearing a suit. The text on the photo says "Absolute cinema"

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jun 6

Save for the McGlynn start, this was probably the predicted starting XI based on health. Let's see how this goes.

The USWNT starting lineup with Lily Yohannes with the dark kit as the background.

18 Mandy McGlynn
3 Trinity Rodman
7 Lily Yohannes
10 Lindsey Heaps
11 Sophia Wilson
12 Tierna Davidson
14 Emily Sonnett
15 Claire Hutton
21 Alyssa Thompson
22 Gisele Thompson
23 Emily Fox

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· May 30

She might break that record before WAFCON big dawg.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· May 19

Woman standing on an airplane screaming "this mother fucker ain't real."

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· May 15

Evergreen

A large sign on a white sheet with black letters that says "Shut up, Alexi," in reference to Alexi Lalas

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· May 13

The fact that they did not elaborate on what those tactics are let's me know that those officials enjoy negotiating with terrorists. Game's gone.

The face of Sonia Bompastor imposed onto Bin Laden

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· May 10

The things she and that FO are doing to my team have sent me to a level of headloss rarely seen by my loved ones.

Sonia Bompastor's face Photoshopped onto a photo of Osana Bin Laden

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Apr 23

So that MDiv is honorary? Because wdym in two thousand and twenty-six that you think Protestants should be in Catholic business? That's not our playground, by our own choice.

Painting of Martin Luther nailing the Ninety Five Theses to the door. This is generally thought to signal the start of The Reformation.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Apr 4

Some of us have always known

Pat Summitt with her hand on her chin, smiling as she looks on

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Mar 27

A comic drawing of 5 Black people, men and women, looking on disapprovingly. The text "collective Black disapproval" is overlaid on the image.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Mar 7

This is for me specifically.

A'ja Wilson and Kadeisha Buchanan swap jerseys at Stamford Bridge

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Mar 1

It's either 3 atb or we're about to do one of our wingers very dirty

A photo of Jameese Joseph in a white United States kit with blue shorts. The image so contains the starting lineup for the She Believes match vs Argentina. In order, Claudia Dickey, Tara Rudd, Lily Yohannes, Jaedyn Shaw, Lindsey Heaps, Kennedy Wesley, Olivia Moultrie, Emma Sears, Maddie Dahlien, Jameese Joseph

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Feb 4

Squidward with brown skin, sunglasses, and a kufi hat giving a disapproving sneer

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Feb 4

Another Furt just hit sir

President Bush being told about the second plane hitting the towers on 9/11. He is wearing a navy suit jacket, a powder blue shirt, and a crimson tie with a look of disbelief on his face.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Feb 1

Growd of Black Americans giving various looks of disapproval at a sporting event

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 27

From the player they were all excited to honor on Saturday. Also, you have a player from Minnesota, and one of your best players is an immigrant. You absolutely have to grapple at the very least.

From Christen Press's Instagram:

The fun we had. The history we made. The movement that carried us forward. A chapter filled with joy, purpose, and the power of collective belief.

Representing the United States was the honor of a lifetime. And still, I hold the truth that love of country also means demanding it do better. Yesterday, we lost another freedom fighter in Minneapolis.

Let us grieve. Let us remember. And let us commit together to using our voices, our platforms, and our humanity to build a country that lives up to its highest ideals.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 25

Coach Becky Hammond wearing a navy blue hooded blazer and a purple shirt, making a disappointed face towards the basketball court

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 25

I know all of its flaws. I do not care.

Shahrukh Khan as Raj and Kajol as Simran sit with their backs against one another. He is wearing a tan vest over a long sleeve off white shirt, with a mahogany lute in his hands. She is wearing a burnt orange dress with a white short sleeve shirt underneath, silver bangles, and black heel boots. She has a tan purse next to her and an open book in her hands.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 18

The Texans

Referee from 2021 AFCON blows the final whistle at 85:11. Ref is in a red FIFA shirt.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 17

You aggy

Terrance Howard's face inside the border of the state of Maine.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 15

Image of old tweet from Issa Rae that reads "deep, heavy, negro spiritual sigh"

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 2

Ole Miss right now

Nicole Kidman in a pink long sleeve top and mint pants, walking down a driveway shouting joyfully with her arms up. This is after her official divorce from Tom Cruise.

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her@southernsylvs· Jan 1

This diet and thin blood are a WILD combination. But also, there's no way he doesn't have the hottest breath on Earth after this meal. I know his guts are bubbling like a hot spring.