If Hollywood is willing to commit to an idea this stupid and obviously bad, they should've just bit the bullet and made the Tim Robinson sketch where he has to travel through time and fight skeletons.

"L-l-l-look at you, Mario..." SHODAN. Sure you could use the bipedal System Shock 2 version...or you could work around her as a giant floating face. Could even give her an Andross reskin. Failing that uhh. I dunno. Commander Boreale or something.

don't make me agonize over this any longer

heh...sorry jbr gotta pruge you... 4 the mpreger!!!!

This is a good one though

FIRST THOUGHTS! Very early but feeling a bit chaffed by how linear it feels. The open world seems a bit empty as well. Still time for it to open up tho! That said, the art team has done extremely well for itself here. Feels very much like Seattle. No Baby Sale-tier ads so far but this got a smirk.

Bloodlines the Squeakquel is now downloading... Long awaited, lots heard about it, both good and bad. Gonna play some and update this thread with first impressions.

You know, he never had the makings of a varsity Maiar.

Deadlock is fun

BIG-D HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! He'll be keeping an eye on the deeds of the insidious Elesh Norn and the disreputable Tri-Optimum corporation...for a HUNTER NEVER RESTS!!

Genuinely this and Tarmogoyf. I don't even play green very much, but this is my answer.

Final Fantasy Magic set is really good. Essentially got everything I wanted. The only things on my wishlist that we didn't get were an Emperor Gestahl, Vauthry and a Garland that tapped other creatures (thereby actually knocking you down) But we got the Shoopuf guy so it's all worth it in the end.

Thank you, Master

four cards to get to know me! i had to fight really hard to not just make these all new capenna cards, which means I'm touched deeply by evil forces

Less diverse than I thought, but I DID get diablerized by a Salubri once so I feel like that sorta counts...right?

Judge me based on my commanders I like tokens...could you tell?

Going to my politically unaware parents this Easter, expecting this to be the vibe

Speaker coded characters

That's such a shame...the Han is truly doomed... Well, maybe 2010 Three Kingdoms is the inferior show. But it's probably the superior air purifier advertisement!

There have been changes, but I think mostly for the better