“Hold up. Wait. Wait. Was he really that fucking stupid?”

I get stupidly mad at this and my wife makes fun of me, but NO. NO. This is the result of the “attention economy!”

nature is gay as hell, and i just think that’s neat.

Air tastes like death on planet hell.

lmao Barry BONDS?

sorry. i’m sorry.

Dude, what the fuck. What the fuck, Bryce?

Egypt blew a halftime lead IN Atlanta?

No way, this guy?

I was out riding my bike and I found Mitch McConnell. I take no pleasure in reporting this.

THIS GAME

me watching every Aaron Nola start

Groundhogs have been burglarizing our garden beds. Ted knows and he’s pissed. He hounds their burrow and stands guard for a little while every single time he goes outside. My boy!

Our big wet boy starter 🫡

Thank you, no. Thanks.

🌲🌲🌲

Smell ya later, losers. Phillies win.

Everyone stop and look at Ted’s new gay ass dinosaur collar right now.

😂😂

We borrowed my father in law’s truck to do work in our house and I’m humbled by this man’s carabiner. My lesbian ass needs to step my game up.

My wife was also at that Pavement show. She waited around and got this pic with Malkmus.

Imagine actually coordinating this. It should say RAPE tbh

Jordan Staal!

Shout out to my fellow glasses wearers today.

why is pk subban dressed like he’s in the rhythm nation video?