happy almost-weekend, buttsniffers 🐽😏

happy thirstday, thickums 😋

I couldn’t decide which side of @archeobrinck.bsky.social to draw, so I thought, porqué no las dos ✍🏽🥵🍑👀🤤

Check out my fat soft dick, fartface

happy MCM, crushes 🥰

idk why I default to grumpy faces but happy fcf 😅

Happy humpin’s, critters

Unsheath your gut — it’s tummy tuesday 😏

I just felt like showing taint & hole today, okayyyy???? 😝🐽

I hope you oomfs had a magical weekend

dick. root.

Staying at my dad’s this week (helping him recover from a minor surgery), and he definitely does NOT keep his thermo on 68° like me 😓😅

Here’s lookin’ at you, champ 😈

I had a bad few mental health days but may be on an upward 🤗❤️‍🩹

thicc :3

[caption about being husky and horny, too tired to compute] #thiccthirstday

hoping y’all’s Tuesday was tummylicious 😋

happy MCM, crushes 🖤🩶🤍🥰

been a lazy day 🥱

I feel like sniffin’ butts

idk what happened with the camera here but I kinda dig it 😝😈😏

have a stellar thicc thirstday, oomfs 🥰

Happy humping day 😌

Doodling again and the body on @collyalt.bsky.social is absolutely fucking delicious ✍🏽🤤🔥

oh yah, forgot to post my traditional hotel check-in nude 🥰

First nude at age 38 🥳

This is 38. 🥳 At 37, I discovered my feet are hardwired, started showing butthole more, tried the dad ‘stache, and blew many loads. I’d like to thank y’all for being my inspo 😈🥵😏

Sorry bout that; dad’s meat slipped out

beach ready dad bod ✅😝

If you’re over 200lbs, drop a pic! In March I dipped below 200 for the first time since probably my freshman year of high school — but at the doc’s last week I was 205lbs 😝