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blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· 13d

i'm so sorry, i found out what Michael Burns is the CEO of.

After over a year of development, PurposeU was born--the world's first AI powered online course designed to help anyone discover their purpose and what makes them truly remarkable.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· 13d

a spectre.haunts Canada, the spectre of trained civilian surge capacity

the opening line of a cursed post even by LinkedIn standards, wherin Michael Burns claims Canada has no shortage of crises but lacks "trained civilian surge capacity". He is arguing for a civilian youth corps to handle natural disasters and other emergency situations. Michael Burns is the CEO of something; I don't know what and I hope I never find out

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jul 5

sure thing, Home Depot. AMA

screenshot of an email from Home Depot, asking me to "share my expertise" about a rubber BBQ mat

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jun 6

they distilled all the divorced dad energy in Toronto into a single billboard

Billboard for an evangelical church (I assume). The text is white on a plain black backdrop and reads: War Divorce Death. What does Jesus say? At the bottom in black text against white background is a toll free phone number.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jun 6

An altered version of the movie poster for Cocaine Bear (2023). Specifically the word "cocaine" in the title is replaced with "buttercream".

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jun 2

still shot from Widow's Bay of the Clown Killer rampaging through the Inn crawlspace

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· May 31

screenshot of the classic dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Apr 30

describe in single words, only the legitimate uses that come into your mind for frogs

still shot from Blade Runner of Agent Holden administering the Voigt-Kampff test to Leon

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Apr 29

when the capitalist class tells you AI will solve the material problems a human workforce "can't"

If you're unemployed it's not because there isn't any work. Just lool around: a housing shortage, crime, pollution; se need better schools and parks. Whatever our needs, they all require work. And as long as we have unsatisfied needs THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE. So ask yourself, what kind of a world has work but no jobs? It's a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where worl is only related to satisfying the profit needs of business. This society was not buolt by the huge corporatipns or government bureaucracies. It was built by people who work, and it is working people.who control the work to be done. Yet, as long as employment is tied to someone else's profits, the work wont get done.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jan 3

Toronto: US Consulate (360 University Ave) at 3 pm

Announcement of an "All Out for Venezuela" protest to denounce US airstrikes and the abduction of Nicolas Maduro /Cilia Floresi: 3 pm January 3rd at the US consulate in Toronto

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Dec 28

I dont know what social media is even for any more. best of luck out there

My geriatric grey cat leans against my leg while staring off into space. In the foreground my left knee is exposed through my torn jeans

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Nov 18

this is all i have to contribute to social media for now. good luck out there

close up of a dilute tortoiseshell cat, rolled on her left side and presenting her belly, sleeping contentedly on a tan couch.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Sep 13

current mood in the alt-right media ecosystem

still image from the Star Trek episode 'Mirror, Mirror'. Chekov's counterpart in the evil universe has a phaser pointed at Captain Kirk, who is restrained at the arms by two other crew. The photo is captioned with Chekov's line in the scene: "So you die, Captain. And we all move up in rank."

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Sep 11

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Sep 2

using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

A grotesque alien, essentially a greenish gray orb with one eye in its center, stands in a dimly lit corridor. The image is captioned: Now your life will be what the life of your species has always been, cruel and futile.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Aug 8

in honour of international cat day, I present our international cats

A white cat and a diluted tortoiseshell cat are both sitting on a window sill facing the camera. Below them, a third gray cat is lounging atop a knitted blanket on a tan couch, also facing the camera.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jul 24

for centuries, Archie and the gang held dominion here. but overnight they vanished, burgers left unfinished, tools abandoned in the dirt

a cornerstone marker with 'Old Riverdale' engraved in the face, part of a weathered brick pedestal. Vines and other plants encroach on its edges, giving the marker an ancient, ruined aesthetic

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jul 6

A version of the "they don't know" meme. In a black and white sketch of a house party, a lone man stands in the upper left corner wearing a conical party hat and holding a drink in his right hand. He has a pensive, vaguely sad expression as he watches two happy couples dancing in the foreground. The scene is captioned in white Impact font (all capital letters) "Nobody at this party knows I'm their voice of the middle now".

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jun 17

our "Stand up to Trump" government is all aflutter over the prospect of a trade deal within 28 days of a world-ending nuclear exchange

CBC headline: Trump leaves G7 summit early, citing Middle East, as US and Canada aim for deal within 30 days

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jun 11

one produces only dreary, poorly-lit action movies. the other only disappears content for tax purposes. you may ask one question

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jun 11

you didnt hear it from me

a photo of Bert and Ernie. Bert has his arm around Ernie, who is cradling a rubber duck in his hands.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Jun 7

The Simpsons' two panel "don't make me tap the sign" meme. The sign in the second panel reads "They're all fake cops"

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· May 19

is that good

Results screenshot from the open psychometrics "which character are you" quiz, indicating I am a 91% match for Norm MacLean from Fallout

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Apr 29

I dont expect this result to stick. But I want to savor it just a little while longer

A photo of Canadian Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre, smiling smugly, over a declaration that he's losing his seat by almost 1500 votes

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Apr 26

apropos of nothing, Nancy French is a Republican ghostwriter with a memoir to sell and an audience of gullible culture warriors to stoke via this tired and cynical marketing tactic. I blocked her, but you do you.

Egregiously quoted post from Nancy French. It reads "Unpopular opinion: I know it's cool to wear earbuds and carry a book while pasting a disinterested, don't-talk-to-me expression on your face, but I like to talk to the person sitting beside me on airplanes. I liked it when we were willing to be inconvenienced by strangers".

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Apr 25

i've unlocked a new level of suburban dadhood

A shiny new Broil King barbeque is featured in front of a weatheres grey wooden fence

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Mar 26

Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy":

Still from the Simpsons: recently divorced Kirk van Houten proudly shows off his race car bed

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Mar 7

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

A clown mask with bright red hair, lying atop a garbage bin.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Feb 20

Scooby Doo dressed up in a white fedora, black bowtie and double breasted purple jacket. They are also wearing a long pencil mustache.

blink-sun8tzu@suntzufuntzu· Feb 16

a shiny quarter for whoever can find it