ALYX | Chicago, FMTY, Dallas
@thealyxchicago
Chicago’s catalyst for evolution since 2011. Site - www.alyxchicago.com Substack - alyxchicago.substack.com Wishlist 💌 - alyxchi@proton.me
Today will be a good one! Manicure, pedicure, gym, then a few hours in the leatherwork studio. Today, I think I'll attempt custom handcuffs. 😏
I love edging a man until he’s writhing and speechless.
Forgot the handcuffs? Nary a robe in sight? Tie three pillowcases together for a makeshift restraint system. 🤭
A surefire way to build my anticipation before our first date? “I went ahead and sent you a small something from your list” Thank you!! I’ll think of you every morning during my espresso ritual. ❤️
Relatedly— incorporated protein ice cream into yesterday’s post-lift hot girl walk. Ate the whole thing. 10/10 recommend
Is this a new summertime Chi tradition? This morning it was fake hair and booze, last time it was fake hair and pizza. Always at Lake and Peoria.
I’ll be in Dallas July 28 & 29! Possibly the 30th too…. If someone asks me out to dinner. Website link in my bio!
Gotta love how white christian nationalists keep trying to make Erling Halland out as their poster child. Meanwhile, he has a personal Birkin collection worth over 500k, shows physical affection towards other men, and has a child with his longterm girlfriend. They’re so dense lol
Why would somebody donate this? Anyway, it’s mine now.
Thinking about the boyfriend who used to book a beautiful room every time. He’d leave it to me afterward, so I could lounge around and write. I always did my best writing in those rooms. Food for thought….
A man who sends me shopping for lingerie for our date is a man who is well rewarded. 🖤 (YouPay link in my bio)
Just pressed send on the latest A-Lyst! It'll be your favorite newsletter yet, so check that spam folder. Haven't signed up yet? It isn't too late. Website link in bio. 🍌
I never showed you what I made during my first class! A little clutch to go with the orange silk dress. Can’t wait to wear it out to dinner with someone who appreciates imperfection and ✨whimsy✨.
A corn cob dweller was shooting off rogue fireworks!? The spirit of chicago is alive and well!
You deserve to feel confident expressing what you really want. You deserve the freedom that comes with letting go of shame. ♡
Relatedly- astonished we all survived the Fourth of July camping trip when I was eighteen. It was basically this, but with fireworks added. While we were all trained in firearm safety, when it came to 🧨, we were so reckless!
God, I love Google analytics. I've been refining my website's info architecture over the last few months, and just reorganized info on my two most-viewed pages. I've taken something that is already working beautifully and optimized it further. Can't wait for the payoff! www.alyxchicago.com
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce time travel back to 2010 to host their reception at Kansas City’s (now closed) DB Cooper’s.
Compared to the rest of the country, we’re having fifth winter over here in Chicago. It’s only 85°.
The viagra triangling of fulton market is nearly complete.
You are the moon, and I am the stars. Together we light up the night.
Want a flirty date to last even longer? Order the paella! We were thrilled with our decision.