Benwa the Enchanter

@thebenwa

Gonna fetch a 3mv enchantment you've never heard of gonna force you to LIKE it He/Him

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Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· 22d

Hold Person, it turns out has fucking hands

The RIP badge of an honor run in BG3 ending
Notably my party is level NINE and you may be able to determine from the background but I was fighting Aunt Ethel notably a level FIVE encounter holy shit lmaoooo

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· 23d

I've gone about flying support in a very backwards way as you may remember

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· 26d

I think this card is hideous but I like it mechanically and I think it's very funny that the best holders of it are things like Zedruu and Blim

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· 26d

Patron continues to be rewarded

Patron of the Kitsune
{4}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature — Spirit

Fox offering (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a Fox and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed Fox. Mana cost includes color.)

Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.

5/6

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· 29d

Star Trek is cool but I've been spending the last day thinking about my muse, the original blue card frame

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jul 11

Yeah you're telling me, game

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jul 11

Terrible, Awful, Rancid

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jul 10

I'm going to put you in the pervert bucket

A bucket filled with balls with a face on the side, making uncomfortable eye contact with the viewer. Notably it has a ball shaped hole in it's mouth and a nose that looks suspiciously like a button.

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jul 10

girls turned 3 this week they grow up so fast

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jul 9

Okay Bevers but only because you told me to

Deflecting Palm (Japanese Silver Scroll Foil) From Secrets of Strixhaven Mystical Archive

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jul 7

a depressed looking child in a sonic the hedgehog costume with text reading

"the problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness"

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jul 5

It's terrifyingly bad that the Vancouver Police Department are using AI to doctor photos of arrest seizures It's good that they're so fucking bad at it

An extremely obviously, goofy level of AI hallucination image of a bunch of drugs and money seized from an arrest

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 27

The card "Master of Predicaments" poorly composited into a Youtube thumbnail about basketball, with the text "THE TOP 100 ANKLE BREAKERS OF ALL TIME"

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 26

generate a body each time you hit a player is always better than it appears

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 25

It is not enough to beat you to death I must also render you powerless

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 25

thinking about her again thinking about how unironically your deck will be better if this is the first tutor you add, even if you take it out after

Demonic Bargain, the tutor that exiles the top 13 cards of your deck before searching

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 25

Playing that demo of the solo developer meticulously violent survival game like

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 24

This made me actually look at the card and lol/lmao it is pirate playable hold on

Hawkeye's Bow {R}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has reach.

Whenever equipped creature becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Illustrated by Marc Aspinall

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 23

basically every group chat I'm in tbh

A screenshot of BG3. Three elf women stand beside a bearded halfling in a purple shirt

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 22

I think you *have* before

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 22

okay you won me over you can have whatever you want

Big Bean holding an orange fluffy work on a string and looking at the camera

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 20

GIRL IT IS NOT THAT SERIOUS

Little Bean AKA Goblin AKA Lufa giving the stink face

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 18

Found some funny bugs tho

A generated "Deck Card" image from the site, where the commander (Aragorn) and the four highlight cards have all been replaced with Ebondeath, Dracolich (famously not even in the colour identity)

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 18

Credit where it's due, there are also some decks where I agree w/ it's assessment, though maybe not the formula that got there

Dargo Malcolm, Labeled as High Bracket 3

I agree w/ this assessment the most I think of any of the decks I had it analyze

Aragorn, the Uniter, labeled as Low Bracket 3
I don't think the calculator understands temporary power advantages. This is labeled as a 2.5 lethality but is both capable of making creatures temporarily huge as well as burning the table reliably.

That said, I do not think it's necessarily an 8.1 consistency. The deck has a lot of draw, but only one tutor and has to get a lil funky with it when the commander is removed. So in this case I think I disagree with the Lethality (too low) and Consistency (too high)

Kain, Traitorous Dragoon, labeled as Low Bracket 2

This one was kind of an intentional attempt at an ankle breaker for the calculator. It's curve is wonky, split between pump spells and mono black bombs, it's based entirely in passing Kain around like a blunt. Somehow though, the calculator arrived at the same conclusion I have with regards to it's extremely "middle of the road maybe slightly worse" categorization

Kalamax, the Stormsire, labeled as Mid Bracket 2

GIVING OUR BOY KALAMAX A 2.5 LETHALITY SCORE FEELS CRIMINAL LMAO. The amount of politicking I have to do to protect Kalamax because he is *too huge* and the onboard lethal threat is already *uncomfortably high* makes me really question how well the calculator can assess temporary counters *or* +1/+1 counters. Speed is also a bit of a mislabel here, clearly referencing the fact that the deck's curve is extremely low but tied up entirely in instants (hence the fairly placed 10.0 interaction), which means it is not inherently playing ahead of curve. Again, I agree w/ the overall assessment but not how we got here.

Benwa the Enchanter@thebenwa· Jun 18

Been playing w/ Rebell's deck calculator. Like many attempts to standardize "bracket 2" it feels disproportionately off the mark in ways I am still trying to articulate. here are 4 decks it has measured that those of you who have played against them might find rather funny w/ Alt text commentary