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Mayor of Greater Chicagoland (@thedazzlingone) · DIRTY

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland

@thedazzlingone

Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo ✶✶✶✶

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Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· 27d

The AI companies being mad at people stealing their shit will never not be funny to me

Moonshot’s release also comes only a few months after Anthropic accused the company, along with other Chinese AI companies DeepSeek and MiniMax, of violating their rules to “illicitly” extract the capabilities of its model Claude and use that to improve their own models. The process is called “distillation,” and it’s fairly common in the industry, but the Trump administration has deemed it “adversarial” and vowed to crack down on it.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jul 11

Four pictures. The first one has a white guy with the text “do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?” The second picture has a white guy with glasses with the text “I really dont.” The third picture has the first guy with the text “that’s the spirit” and the last picture has the guy with glasses looking disgusted and betrayed

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jul 6

Saving this for when y’all do something egregious

Referee holding up red card

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jul 2

AND THE WORLD CUP SMH

Me 98% of the time: America is trash
Me during the Olympics: a picture of cam’Ron in all American flag outfits

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jul 1

Anyway lemme see what's going on

Krusty the Clown looking angry as he is interviewed by reporters. His shirt says "I got smashed at wimbledon".

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jul 1

Never mind I got it

A can of Alamo beer held by a hand with pink fingernails

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 30

The mom from Thirsty Suitors is not playable as far as I know but that’s a really fun game too (she’s on the right)

Two S. Asian women are standing in a kitchen facing each other. The one on the left is younger with purple highlights in her hair. The woman on the right is older and is the younger woman’s mother. They are preparing to cook together, and the mother is telling the daughter to wash her hands.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 27

Lmao

Based on run differential, the largest win in Chicago White Sox history is by 23 runs, which occured in a 29-6 win over the Kansas City Athletics on Apr 23, 1955.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 22

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name

Two of my mutuals serendipitously posting MO and SALAH in order in response to a ridiculous goal

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 22

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 20

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons gif

Marge Simpson saying “seems I’m full of rage”

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 13

And the World Cup sadly

Me 98% of the time: America is trash

Me during the Olympics:

A picture of cam’ron in all American flag colors

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 12

Out in Beverly

A tree split in half blocking both the street and the sidewalk

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 12

Waiting out the storm with some old friends

The sailor scouts banding together to defeat Queen beryl

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 6

This is what I mean, I might have used the wrong term

Screenshot of muting words on Bluesky

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Jun 4

Me at work right now

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point meme

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· May 29

It brings me no pleasure to tell you, unfortunately, that we have Dunkin’s at home

A mug of coffee with the decorative text “eat a bag of dicks” next to a plate with a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich on wheat bread. The sandwich also has green onions and red onions.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· May 22

A meme in Waffle House font with the text “Steely Dan”.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· May 12

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· May 2

My kids at the Youth Turkey Hunt

Bugs bunny and Daffy Duck smiling evilly in front of a picture of Elmer Fudd with the caption “Elmer season”

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· May 2

Sometimes I read in April. 📚

A graphic of reading statistics for the month of April.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 25

The most recent meme in your camera roll (or Downloads folder) describes your current mental state.

A picture of an African American man in his car with the text “I’m trying to figure out how Jesus met dudes named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John in the Middle East?”

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 13

IT'S AN ENDING. THAT'S ENOUGH.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 12

Did a spider write this

A picture of a huge spider from the Los Angeles times that says “Large spiders the size of your palm are popping up across the US. Here’s why you shouldn’t be afraid.”

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 10

didn't they already make this into a show

Scene from the simpsons that shows a picture of an island and the caption "And, eventually, they were rescued by, oh...let's say Moe."

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 10

An image of two snakes on a Nokia cell phone screen with the title "Snake 2" above them.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 5

Sext:

Plate with ham, green beans, potato salad, and mac and cheese, with a roll.

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 5

21Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

22When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

23Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Apr 3

Who all had a subscription to CRICKET tho (side note this illustration is done by Trina Schart Hyman who was among the first white illustrators to regularly incorporate people of color into her art) cricketmedia.com/blog/cricket...

Mayor of Greater Chicagoland@thedazzlingone· Mar 28

#babybrother wanted to listen to a record and I told him to pick one

Cover of the Steely Dan album “Can’t Buy A Thrill”

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