Edna Watkins

@theednawatkins

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Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· 3d

@safers.bsky.social

Safers giving it some cornholio in his car

I laugh at this picture most days

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· 7d

The now that's what I call music font generator where I have entered the following text

NOW
THEN NOW THEN
JINGLE
JANGLE

As I'm an absolute fucking rotter

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· 21d

The most human looking dog you can imagine giving a full on oh mate look to camera

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· 22d

Spiky Trev was bloody awesome

A wee Hedgehog on some grass, the poor fella was all tuckered out so we fed him sliced turkey and cat food then he snuffles away all content

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· 27d

Shot and chaser

An email I've received this morning from Lucy Powell telling me to join the Labour Party now big Andy is on the scene

My reply that reads

Dear Lucy,

People like me were told we could leave, so we did. Replacing one red Tory with another one isn't going to entice us back. The damage and harm labour have done in the short time they have been in power is unforgivable.

Until genocide is unequivocally called out, until you stop prosecuting hip hop bands and pensioners, until the blanket response to anything you don't like, understand or can't control is to ban it, until trans rights are restored and people are allowed to live their lives with dignity and respect, until immigrants are no longer vilified, until you stop chasing the votes of reform voters by veering ever further right, until you actually revert back to being a left wing party for working class people then no.

No I and people like me won't be joining you or Andy.

You are implicit in every harm this government has done and continues to do. Every act you have carried out is not and never will be in my name.

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jul 10

I've been at 2000 Trees today, seen many bands and had a marvellous time however Slag were and are something truly special and I will be seeing them again ASAP

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jul 6

Everything reminds me of him* *Hemmingway

A teeny tiny pair of wee babby Adidas left lonely on the pavement

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jul 6

FTAO @theblueststar.bsky.social

A discarded keyring I saw on the pavement that declares

You're my favourite ginger

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jul 5

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jul 3

I'm fairly confident you could find and replace every instance of walk/walking and replace them with wank/wanking and this would still be true

A poster at work from Paycare carping on about the benefits of walking which apparently

Makes us happy
Increases productivity
Prevents dementia
Encourages creativity
Strengthens friendship
Is kind on your pockets

Wanking does all of this as well

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jul 1

Lads Lads Lads It's Samuel El Jackson

Sam Jackson with a Sombrero photoshopped onto his melon

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jul 1

Samuel L Jackson off of Snakes On A Plane

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 30

New mug design! (Once it's not so fucking hot I'll bang the new ones out)

A mug template with the legend

HOWDY, PARTNER!

And then pictures of Pazuzu

This is a clever funny reference

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 30

A duolingo screenshot saying

Dw i ddim yn hoffi dydd mawrth

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 22

I've kind of almost accidentally ended up with hundreds of stickers Would anyone be interested in buying some as a pack? Couple of quid plus postage ...say a fiver all in?

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 13

Yes.

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 13

Also a lass at work has a cricut and can make stickers and wants to work with me

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 13

These are too weird aren't they Aren't they?

Two mugs templates

The first would be a large shot of a giraffe neck wrapped around the mug with the legend "snakehorse" hovering above it

The second is Gregor Samsa in his bed as a massive fucking beetle saying

"AW YISS NO WORK FOR ME"

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 9

I'll keep this simple Buy a mug Get a seal of approval sticker www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Proz...

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 7

Toilet duck duck

A toilet duck that I have drawn eyes on as I'm an idiot who shouldn't be allowed to live on his own

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 6

BEGAYDOCRIME

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 6

We regret to inform you there has been more mugs made Use the code BEGAYDOCRIME to get 20% off this weekend www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 6

Would anyone buy a mug with either of these designs on (probably the bottom one right?) In a not so subtle fuck Google type of style

Two mugs templates with colourful Google style font and colours saying

DON'T BE EVIL

The first template has the text in one line, the second is tiered with like this

DON'T BE
EVIL

(EVIL is fucking massive on the second one)

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· Jun 5

I had the clever idea of pausing what I watching and this bollocks came up If I'm getting paid it's not fucking free is it? IS IT! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR GRINDSET BULLSHIT YOU UTTER DESPICABLE CUNTS

A bullshit ad on the pause screen of a streaming service saying you can your FREE time into paid time

I'm so fucking sick of this constant waffle by the absolute worst cunts in the world, you can't even pause the telly now without having bullshit being sold to you
Everything is commercialised, everyone has to work all the fucking time, nothing is for fun or just for the want of being creative

Humans aren't meant to live like this

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· May 30

Bonus Duck Van Dyke action

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· May 30

Lads Lads Lads It's the seal of approval!

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· May 30

Once these things enter my head it's hard to stop them bouncing round until I find an outlet for my idiocy Please buy some mugs

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· May 30

Full restock and a couple of new items on the store www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· May 30

We mug making baby!

Four trimmed templates ready to be printed onto mugs
Featuring Cilla, Sooty, Vinny Van G and spiders

Edna Watkins@theednawatkins· May 28

BEHOLD!