Lauren McKenzie

@themckenziest

Anti-capitalist elder millesbian 💜 the only way to save ourselves is to save each other ✨i am 40 now✨ “Deranged Online Leftist” 💕🍍 @acab4cutie.top

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Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 17d

It’s me :) I’m the bully. Our lovely Grace’s bday is on 8/6 Also if you happen to know Green Day, please share the list with them too ;)

Photo of beautiful gorgeous Grace wearing her Green Day shirt and showing her Green Day star tattoo. Well two of the stars.

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 17d

This is what I’m now calling a fail-save Bringing mom her toast, ran into the corner of the wall because of my spicy brain, toast went flying, but my brave ass instincts caught that mfer jam-first

My hand half covered in blackberry jam in front of the toast with jelly I still brought my mom. I washed my hands right before and she’s fine with this. Especially because we’re super low on groceries haha

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 18d

The diaper is such a nice touch

Still from the Lego videos of Donald Trump in a pink nightie and diaper with BJ queen on the nightie

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 18d

In case you haven’t been seeing the Lego videos - this is the new one where they call Pedo Don a BJ Queen

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 21d

Also if anyone happens to be besties with Green Day - Grace has been known as Green Day Grace basically since escaping the womb lol Her bday is in 16 days 💜 Just putting it out there :) can’t ever get it if you don’t try

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 21d

I just need to show you how much grace and I love our Bluesky people

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 22d

Hey friends :) We desperately need groceries and have negative monies until next Monday Anything helps. Thank you so so much $LaurenMcKenziest 💜 ca,pp,v

Cute drawn thing that says roses are red sickles are yellow I think my comrade’s a jolly good fellow. It’s you. You’re my comrade.

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 29d

Just in case y’all have never seen the haboobs we get here yet lol

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· 29d

Grace and I immediately came outside to enjoy the weather 🥰

Two alerts on my phone CRITICAL
3m ago
Imminent Threat Alert
National Weather Service: DUST STORM WARNING for this area until 7:45 PM MST. Be ready for sudden drop to zero visibility. Pull Aside, Stay Alive! When visibility drops, pull far off the road and put your vehicle in park.
Turn the lights off and keep your foot off the brake. Infants, the elderly and those with respiratory issues urged to take precautions.
Emergency Alert
2m ago
National Weather Service: DUST STORM WARNING for this area until 7:45 PM MST. Be ready for sudden drop to zero visibility. Pull Aside, Stay Alive! When visibility drops, pull far off the road and put your vehicle in park.
Turn the lights off and keep your foot off the brake. Infants, the elderly and those with respiratory issues urged to take precautions.
Delivered

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jul 6

Well this is making way more fucking sense now Israel even ruins football (zero shock, only outrage left)

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jul 4

This is one of the worst sentences I’ve ever read

An 18-month-old boy was rushed to an Arizona hospital after being found face-down in a swimming pool in February. New police video shows how the little boy was declared dead but hours later was found breathing and alive by a medical examiner.

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jul 1

New superhero just dropped

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jul 1

Okay have you guys seen the two people who scaled the Empire State Building to promote peace? This story just keeps getting better

Screenshot of the two in black kind of cat suits holding up the sign at the top of the Empire State Building The flag reads, 'When the power of love beats the love of
power, the world knows peace'

Next screenshot is of the one kneeling and it says couple appears to get engaged on top of Empire State Building

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 29

“wait this mf has a train” lmao I love my wife

Text from Grace who is acab4cutie.top on this website we met on. She says V

My prom dress was a wedding dress and I didn't realize until the day before lol I was like wait this mf has a train
Bc I bought it at the last second

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 28

Going to go full Boomer mode and start telling the youths to do off their hats when they’re inside

@MerriamWebster
To 'doff' a hat is to take off a hat.
doff = do off
To 'don' a hat is to put on a hat.
don = do on

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 26

I will not apologize for permanently being a 12 year old boy

Sportsgully posting all 3 hosts qualified for the world cap and it spells CUM Canada USA Mexico

Guy with hand over his mouth in front of a map of the CUM Canada USA Mexico

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 25

Leave a comment when you get it lmao

It’s a photo of a Taurus with a license plate that says the cli. Say it out loud. The cli Taurus

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 24

Experiencing hot rain is something else

Weather for my city of surprise with 105 degree extreme heat warning until 8pm and it’s lightly drizzling with a low of 90

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 24

The people of the city I live in (Surprise, Arizona) are trying to dissolve the entire city over the ICE concentration camp they’re trying to build here.

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 20

Imagine a world where we aren’t forced to get our socialization at a job we’re forced to be at in order to afford to live Spending time with our chosen communities instead of being trapped doing jobs that only better the lives of billionaires sounds like a much better solution to me

Two replies to the previous post from Natalia Emanuel Here's why: The former Surgeon General warned about our epidemic of loneliness. hhs.gov/sites/ default/...
Remote work increases time alone. It means that you don't interact with others while at home. But it has a secondary, more pernicious effect: staying home leaves the office empty, and so even people coming into the workspace are now more alone.

Natalia Emanuel
@NataliaHEma... 3d
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Medical research suggests that social isolation has health impacts similar to 15 cigarettes a day.
Little wonder then that remote work leads to worse mental health.
Our paper in Science shows that it also increases use of mental healthcare services and mental health prescription medications.

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 20

Did you know that billionaires built/bought up tons of commercial buildings before/during Covid lockdowns, and used them to take out giant loans with Commercial Mortgage Backed Securities? They buy up our debt and bundle it all to take out loans that they never seem to pay back.

Post from Natalia Emanuel about the New York Times article she wrote

Published an op ed in @nytimes: remote work hurts mental health.
Let me explain why
The New ork Gimes
We Liked Remote Work.
Then We Looked at the Data.
June 17, 2026

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 15

I am so fucking proud of these kids I don’t even have the words. Google has contracts with the IDF and Homeland Security (ICE) - refusing to accept that their speech be given by someone committing genocide while profiting from it? This is the new bare minimum going forward. We only ramp up :)

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 13

This is my stepdaughter, Sesame :) Just felt like bragging about having the hottest, coolest, smartest wife and the best kiddo in the whole world 💜

Photo Grace caught of me cuddling with sesame on the couch while we both slept. This cat has been loving and amazing to me since the night we met. I love her and her mom with my entire chesticles

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest· Jun 13

Hi friends :) if anyone is able to help us with medicine and foods, I’d be forever grateful. Apologies for being so absent lately. I do be struggling 💜 $LaurenMcKenziest -ca,v,pp How you guys doing? Miss you lots