Will Rogers.
@themythtraveler
Someone’s taken their love of scary movies one step too far. ME! Co-Host of Guide to the Unknown. Head writer of The Trouble With Tessa. See also: Blackwood, Survive the Night, Earth Break, Blair Witch box game. More soon.
Hey @microsoft.com I'd rather unsubscribe from office than be forced to use your AI tools. You got rid of the old manual "remove background" tool & now I can't do my VERY important work of editing Chris Elliot's "strong hand" character from Scary Movie 6. btw I'm serious. I will leave you SO fast
I've been sitting on a free Nintendo game voucher for nearly a year, waiting for them to put Metroid Prime 4 up for pre-order. Voucher expires in 2 weeks. They JUST put the pre-order up! Finally! My plan is paying off! Oh wait...because the voucher expires before the release date, I can't use it.
It's impossible to believe that, over 100 years ago, a man named Obediah Pringle was shocked to find his name & likeness stolen by a snack manufacturer. After failing to sue, he claimed their chips were an unnatural shape & therefore IMMORAL. He died penniless. No one knows this story to this day.
JASON MANTZOUKAS SHOULD BE THE AMERICAN TASKMASTER THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
We need to make a single box that can play 4K UHD discs and VHS tapes I’m willing to settle for a PS4 Pro that can play 4K UHD Discs (my favorite horror game is ps4 only) Get to work!
I am thrilled to share THE TROUBLE WITH TESSA! The Trouble With Tessa centers on disgraced documentarian Tessa Fowler, who unearths a box of old tapes—one seemingly capturing a murder—and sets out to unravel the dark secrets buried in this perfect town’s past. bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3868417/t...
Anytime someone suggests we watch Night of the Living Dead, it gives away that I’m secretly being filmed.
Is Army of the Dead the worst franchise attempt of all time? Or just the weirdest?
All I did was put the MINDHUNTER score on top of an Apple Intelligence commercial. Is this commercial braggin that AI can help maniacs hide in plain sight easier?
I need a White Lotus parody from the Wet Hot American Summer folks. Wet Lotus?
Fun news: Mickey Mouse has entered the public domain!! ALARMING news: Mickey Rourke has entered the public domain!! I realize they needed to boot him from the Big Brother house, but now he could be ANYWHERE
Trump “would love to” deport American citizens. ONLY THE CRIMINALS! Don’t get it twisted! Oh also, ICE grabbed an innocent kid, realized they made a mistake, and for some reason just kind of shrugged and said “take him anyway” Totally not a recipe for disaster. Country’s doin great…
Hey @neptunesalad.bsky.social you told me about the obscure Blair Witch teddy bear last year. I own one now. All your fault!
My book SURVIVE THE NIGHT is out! Choose your own adventure in this GORY graphic novel! Catch all the horror references you can, and have a bloody good time! Get it here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Surviv... All giveaway winners have been notified, btw! Thanks for the support, everyone!
I had SO much fun doing this episode of the EYE ON HORROR podcast! Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE …to be entered to win a copy of my new book SURVIVE THE NIGHT Tag @gttupod or join our PATREON! Patreon.com/gttupod The book hits stores TOMORROW!
Games that shouldn't have been made, but since they were, they require a remake. They never deserved to be officially numbered entries...but that choice was made. Make it right.
So @remedygames.com and @rockstargames.com are definitely seeing this, right? Jack Quaid as Max Payne someday?
Do you have what it takes to SURVIVE THE NIGHT!? It's a gory slasher comic. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story. It's a coloring book! ALL IN ONE! Oh, and I wrote it! Survive the Night hits all major retailers on March 18th! PRE-ORDER HERE: insighteditions.com/products/sur...
10/10 Red Dead Redemption 1 is a super fun game with a great horror expansion. But also it’s got one of the most resonant stories I’ve ever found in a game. Kind of like reading a great book
Check out this INCREDIBLE artwork by Thea Arnman for my story “The Woman on the 13th Floor!” It’s the cover art (!!!) for The NoSleep Podcast S22E10! Honored to have my final (for now?) story in the series get a spotlight! Listen to scary stories here: www.thenosleeppodcast.com/episodes/s22...
Hit me with any good book series a 4 year old could get into. No Harry Potter Things Zoe loves in pictures
Replacing my dresser with media cabinets so I can store my BVD's like DVD's
My favorite thing at a wedding is when people act all proud for knowing exactly how many times to say “alright” when the DJ plays Hey Ya
Looking at AI pictures feels a lot like flipping through black light posters in Spencer Gifts