Bro

This is messed up

Please observe this perfect baby I found today

Every girlie who was real into this book as a child is gay now

Y'all this is only like half the bruises lmfaoo

I'm not thou and thou aren't I

I love her so much

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today"

My Rabbi is so cool I just want to brag about him again because I could not be more thankful to have the guidance of such a badass

"I talked to my old friend, Mitch McConnell"

Unfortunately, I cannot in good faith endorse "eating the rich" when it comes to Mitch McConnell because I imagine this is what he tastes like

The vibe I bring to the games industry function

Have you ever seen such a baby

"Girl cats aren't affectionate" Skill issue.

Catsitting the best boy. The only man.

I just think it's funny that Zionists are so antisemitic, I can be Jewish and calling out antisemitism and they'll still screenshot my posts to harass me for not supporting Israel

If you have any local businesses and/or organizations run by the Native people of where you live, support them in any way you can, especially this weekend.

I fucking told y'all this is what was going to happen and why the Tucker Carlson/MTG/Candace Owens redemption efforts are so dangerous

Woulda been real awkward if they said no @doctorveemd.bsky.social

"When I was in the 3rd Grade, I thought that I was gay"

She got a burst of the zoomies and fell asleep in the middle of them lmfao

This felt good

Happy Monday to you too, I guess? Lmfao

Whenever my cat gets overstimulated or playful and bites me, my inner monologue sounds like this image

Cat naps

I told my best friend I hurt my back sitting on the toilet and this was the best response she could have given me. Shabbat Shalom.

This media representation means so much to me

Hello?!