Scarby

@thescarby

If you give a man a match, he’ll be warm for a minute. If you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Video games, cooking, motorcycles, witchcraft. She/Her

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Scarby@thescarby· 16d

What’s your sign?

A tumblr post from user godfucks reads:
I hate when people ask me what sign I am like bitch I’m a sign from god. Start running.

Scarby@thescarby· 16d

A picture of French fries bubbling away in a deep fryer full of oil. The text says “I too dabble in essential oils”

Scarby@thescarby· 17d

A pic of Pete Hegseth yelling during a speech with the quote “We must embrace a Spartan mindset”. Underneath is an image from antiquity with the text (gets defeated by the Persians)

Scarby@thescarby· 24d

My friend, I am also wallowing in days of failed attempts. Missed work today bc my car is in the shop. You’re not alone. Sometimes shit is shitty.

An angry primate scowls beneath the words “My face when the Universe keeps sending me life lessons instead of money.”

Scarby@thescarby· Jun 6

Today’s my 15 Year Anniversary at Universal Studios. It’s been good. It’s been bad. Most importantly it’s been STEADY WORK WITH HEALTH INSURANCE AND A UNION. Living it up in some vintage @regulationgeoff.bsky.social 🎉

A mixed race woman with green curly hair makes a pleasant expression at the camera. She is wearing three necklaces, glasses, and a vintage graphic tee

Scarby@thescarby· Jun 5

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Two adorable fawns cuddle a grey kitten between them. White overlaying text reads “repost this if you love lesbians or youd be happy if Elon musk dies”

Scarby@thescarby· Mar 4

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

Photo of a sweaty Jake Paul about to get his jaw broken in a boxing match. He is scared and can see the punch coming.

Scarby@thescarby· Mar 3

You said a “bad selfie”….

Scarby@thescarby· Jan 28

To cheer myself up, I bought this at Costco for When It Happens.

A tattooed arm reaches in from left of frame holding a bottle of Moët & Chandon Impérial Brut Champagne. In the background are finished coloring book pages mounted gallery style on a wall.

Scarby@thescarby· Jan 23

THIS. Make sure you get the heavy-duty, extra rich formula!! Not the lotion, you want the “healing cream”. A little goes a long way so a tube lasts a good while.

A person wearing rings is holding a half-used tube of Eucerin Original Healing Cream. The Heavy-duty, extra rich variety.

Scarby@thescarby· Jan 9

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

A meme version of the “Don’t Tread On Me” political flag. A snake drawn in black is coiled up on a yellow background. The text reads “Nobody is treading on you. You’re weird.”

Scarby@thescarby· Nov 24

Clerks over Dogma? No First Wives Club?! The stand-up specials shouldn’t count! The Mask is funnier than Ace Ventura. Addams Family Values is ICONIC. There needed to be more parodies: Black Dynamite, The Replacements, Galaxy Quest, Blades of Glory! AND NO MUPPETS?!? I’m livid. Horrible list.

A reporter holds a microphone up to a trash can, as if interviewing it. The bold text reads “Anything else?”

Scarby@thescarby· Nov 20

I swear to the gods, my work is a cult. IYKYK

A mediocre drawing of a turtle on a whiteboard. The turtle has its head cut off, with graphic but cartoony gore.

Scarby@thescarby· Oct 26

North Hollywood Interfaith Food Pantry out here on the west coast!

A payment receipt for a $50 donation to the North Hollywood Interfaith Food Pantry

Scarby@thescarby· Oct 12

Sorry, it’s “Everyone is twelve now”

Scarby@thescarby· Oct 4

I really like Life of a Showgirl. “Ruin the Friendship” felt like a vintage ‘90s country song twist ending. I like that. “Eldest Daughter” hits pretty hard for me. “Wood” and “Honey” round out the top for me after 2 listens through.

Scarby@thescarby· Sep 3

Every time an animal gets run over, a Clown gets its hammer!!

A multicolor shot of scary clowns gathering with large mallet at a haunt event

Scarby@thescarby· Aug 21

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? If Rhea brings back-up, I think I’ll be ok!!

Scarby@thescarby· Aug 8

This horrible statue of William Bedford Forrest is actually good bc he was a Confederate. It is the only Confederate statue we should leave up.

Scarby@thescarby· Apr 29

You know your Beyoncé #CowboyCarter outfit fucking EATS when all the gays stop you to tell you so.

A woman is outside with the sun behind her head. She is wearing a black cowboy hat trimmed with lime green rhinestone fringe. She is wearing black glasses and a black mask trimmed in the same lime green rhinestone trim as the hat. She is wearing a black dress, but the photo cuts off at her shoulders.

Scarby@thescarby· Apr 27

Y’all, I’m seeing Beyoncé in less than 36 hours!!

Lime green cowboy boots, a black cowboy hat blinged out with lime green rhinestone fringe, and a matching fringed clear purse.

Scarby@thescarby· Apr 17

A parody of the “Don’t Tread on Me” snake flag (black text on yellow background) featuring a secretary bird in trans colors (white, pink, and blue) stomping a snake to death like they do in the wild.

Scarby@thescarby· Apr 15

A black burned piece of wood with embers still glowing around an oval whole in the center. It looks like red-hot lady parts!

Scarby@thescarby· Apr 14

THE THINGS I WOULD LET HIM DO TO ME WITHOUT A SAFE WORD…

Actor Shemar Moore smiles at the camera at a media event. He is an attractive Black man with a medium skin tone and a well-filled goatee and clear frame glasses. He is wearing a black suit with a black shirt mostly unbuttoned. He is STUNNING.

Scarby@thescarby· Apr 13

When I was a teen, I knew I wanted to not get married, not have kids, and have adventures. Now I’m closing in on 40, sipping wine and smoking weed on balcony in L.A., watching the sunset. We’ve had some bumps, but our trajectory is dead-on.

A photograph of a sunset in LA. The foreground of trees are barely lit, silhouetted against the colors of the sky. From the bottom it fades from gold to yellow, and from the top blue bleeds into the yellow. The wispy clouds glow coral, peach, pink, and lavender.

Scarby@thescarby· Apr 8

Favorite numbers!!

A car dashboard shows that it is 69 degrees Fahrenheit and shows a trip odometer of 42.0 miles. The car is safely in park!

Scarby@thescarby· Mar 23

How happy I am that I’m done with my taxes and I did the free file. Fuck TurboTax. (I store my important docs and pictures in the same place. Yes, that’s me. I’ve always been a showstopper!)

A real professional baby portrait of The Scarby. She is a chubby baby with a big open-mouth smile. Two teeth are poking out. She’s got big brown eyes and dark brown curls pulled back with white ribbons. She has on a navy blue dress with a wide, white collar and matching white puffed sleeves. It’s a great baby picture.

Scarby@thescarby· Mar 20

I think they meant the Harley!! 😂 Can definitely pull a trailer better than a Cybertruck!

Scarby@thescarby· Mar 4

IMPORTANT VENTURE BROS QUESTION!! Why are the episodes on Netflix in a different order than the episodes on my box set DVDs? Is @netflix.com wrong? Is my box set a fake? Can @jacksonpublick.bsky.social or @doc-hammer.bsky.social shine any light on this?

The dvd liner for the Venture Bros complete series box set. It lists the episodes in order and what discs they are on. It is orange text on a mottled black background.

A screen grab of the Netflix menu for selecting Venture Bros Season 1. The episodes are in a different order than the DVD list.

Scarby@thescarby· Feb 15

The Menu