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Knight Errant of the Meritorious Order of Sima Qian | Show: Qing [清朝], Xianfeng [咸豐] Era, 19th c. | Support Us & Extras:
But then again, determining who is “Chinese” in Mulan is a trickier affair that it seems. This guy? Not Chinese, either… Xianbei.
TFW you realize you've just about McFucking had it with The Voice Of God & he's got to go...
For those who think Santa Claus’ Magic Toy Workshop is a “made-up story.” <photo of North Pole.jpg>
They said The Planet of the Apes was a fake story. Until they found the Statue of Liberty, exactly where the story said it was. You maniacs…
Chinese history offers a foolproof historical solution to the 50% contested inheritance problem: If a stranger contests what is rightfully yours to inherit, simply assemble your army on the pretext that your "relative" needs rescue from his evil advisors, then burn down his capital with him inside.
I actually had to check, because I thought it must’ve switched over by now… but no, somehow I’m still in the Xianfeng Era (1850-1861)… It’s fine. It’s only been… <checks water-clock> … three solid months, so far
The Yongzheng Emperor sandwiched between Kangxi & Qianlong is the almost textbook-perfect representation of this: Grandpa KX - the guy with the vision & the grudge Son YZ - the bookish one who spent his reign building up the machinery of state Grandson QL - the boy who cashed that bloody check
MFW I'm driving listening to the radio & a song comes on with a siren in it
It's gonna blow some minds, but sometimes overtly racist people have sex with and kids with people of different races. Big shock
today in Absolutely Nor̸m̷a̷l̷ ̵P̷o̶̧̙͓̮͘s̶̢̥̀́̚ț̷̨̠͊̏ͅȋ̸̬̼̂̉ṅ̴̺͚̻̽̍́̆͝ǵ̸̺̝̦͎̻̟̆͂™
lmao, dude's channelling the spirit of wish. com's Leo Tolstoy
“Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury, we present Officer Largeman’s body-cam footage from the incident…” <presses PLAY> <footage of the ISS>
meanwhile, the other side is composed of self-taught berserker zealot revolutionaries with delusions of divine grandeur... Remarkable battlefield parity!
The Emperor has made a critical error & the time for our attack has come. The data brought to us by our Bothan spies have pinpointed the exact location of the second explosive diarrhea outbreak. We also know that the weapons systems of this plague are not yet fully operational...
Imagine the high-fiving, the celebratory chest-thumping, the sheer joy that must’ve swept through the Global Times’ copy office when one of them realized that they’d stumbled onto the motherlode of all pun-based insults; the absolute last word in witheringly devastating nicknames. Behold:
Yeah man, Homer was all about evangelizing for Jesus in the 7th century BC. Totally!
I confess, Sir, I don't really see the resemblance... but you know best, as ever, Sir!