Your Tighty Whities Wearing Bro
@tightywhitiesbro
Formerly of Twitter: 🔴18+🔴 connoisseur of underwear, especially tighty whities #underwearfetish 36/♊♍♐
Summer's here, and that means family road trips, and THAT means hours of sneakily grinding your soggy diaper on the buckle of your carseat
A book so powerful, even touching it makes your boxers tighten and turn bleach white
There's just something about having the care to sculpt your body, but still rocking the white FTLs 📷🔗: www.tumblr.com/boxersinsigh...
Jaxon was sick and tired of his younger brother Asher stealing and wearing his boxers Dad's solution? Buy Jaxon underwear Asher won't want to wear
Tucked into bed at 8:30, the smell of baby powder heavy in the air as you try to get comfortable in your Goodnites and brightly colored onesie.
Nothing says spring quite like everyone's tighty whities on the clothesline, gently fluttering in the breeze
Oh, bother That diaper is looking awfully full
You figure it's just a way to save money that he told the cashier at the zoo that you're also under 12 (and the fact that you somehow ended up wearing the same shirt as his son helped), but then he insisted you also take advantage of the free face painting
Feel free to shame me for not following my own statement
Hey now, kiddo You're the one who said you wanted some color in your underwear drawer!
When he offers to drive you home, you figure he's joking again when he tells you to sit in his son's booster seat right up until you realize that's the only door unlocked
"still can't believe this is all Dad will let me wear" 📷 tumblr find from forever ago
Ohhh, you know what that means! (It's Tighty Whities Tuesday and I'm working from home. Almost like it was planned 😅)
Your cousin's Sonic boxer briefs versus your tighty whities with the day of the week written on them
All your friends are raving about their video games The only game Dad will let you play is Flags of the World
Mom's habit of saving everything comes back to bite him once they discover a box of his old clothes. Before he even knows it, they've got him in a Charmander T-shirt that's too short to cover up his tighty whities waistband that has TIMMY written on it
Overslept today, so turned it into a WFH day My supervisor will never know 😅