TLDR Jack
@tldrjack
Founder and CEO of TLDR News
The average is still very questionable, but I've gotta say, it's been three five stars back to back... Which is huge considering that prior to this streak we'd never had a 5 star in your flat
Very happy that everyone's gone inside to watch the football because it's very peaceful in the garden now
I think we might need to invest a million pounds into the TLDR set Because something about the lighting here has made this one of the best photos of me ever taken
What do we think of this traditional Korean caricature of @rossgayes.bsky.social and I
Okay, so we just had dinner at a KBBQ restaurant For context, this is a Michelin Bib Gourmand spot. So not Michelin starred, but it's a reputable establishment. Anyway, when we were seated I thought the woman was a little abrupt and rude with us. Wasn't loving the vibe.
I was just googling if the hotel had a pool and learned that it's one of the "worlds most famously haunted hotels" Does have a pool though So swings and roundabout
What do you mean this is my travel card for Taiwan Why can't TfL do fun little keyrings that double as oyster cards
The last vestiges of the British empire remain Nothing makes me prouder than the first thing I see in a foreign country being this beacon of retail Keir Starmer might try to kill our British patriotism, but they'll never stop the spirit of 2 soft drinks for £5.99 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
We finally did it boys, an unbelievable and almost unparalleled level of flops I might have to stop attending movie nights
Yesterday @tldrben.bsky.social and I made two TLDR videos in one day (kinda unheard of) To make it happen Ben was up until nearly midnight writing, and I did a 16+ hour day finishing a little after 3am So please watch the videos, I will be quizzing you youtu.be/uY1qX7yRmWE?...
Walking into Disneyland this morning @glitterstrands.bsky.social glanced over towards the Winnie the Pooh Meet and Greet area and said "Wait... is Winnie here already" I suppose in some ways he was
An odd combination of movies this week As good as Project Hail Mary was, kinda wish I'd watched the Lego movie instead to round off my game/you movie trio
It looks like this, but you already knew that because you've sat next to people in their fifties on planes/trains
I was flying the drone, and when it was 2km away from me over an iceberg it disconnected I have never sweat so much at -15 degrees
Why are these two dogs, with their muscles and a carafe of white wine having a better Sunday than me?
If this is true I'm going to need someone else to take over TLDR for a bit because I'm off on sebatical Email your CVs to hiring@tldrnews.co.uk
Have you ever suggested a dumb work trip to Greenland, got it approved, think you've won... only to end up on a train to Liverpool, where you'll spend approximately 30 minutes, to give a colleague batteries to take to Greenland because mailing huge drone batteries is annoying
Imagine going to a novelty cowboy themed restaurant your whole childhood Then imagine forcing your friends to go to a different branch of said restaurant each year Then imagine it turns out all the other ones, besides the one in your hometown, suck I had a lovely evening