Ellie
@topnotchdongs
topnotchdongs.com
2 things: 1) all inventory is on sale now until July 29. 2) the store will be on break for the whole month of August 2026.
In case you happen to be at Obscene Extreme festival, you can stop by my booth, say hi, touch a few dongs and maybe even buy some, if you are so inclined 😌
Recent custom Werewolf in triple vertical split. I’m honestly always scared to make the triple split pours because they often come out kinda wonky but this one turned out soo pretty 😍
Forgot to mention a small stock drop (also included in the sale)👇 3 days left until the end of the Momo sale - all inventory 20-40% off. All customs 15% off with code 15MOMO applied during checkout 💫
This cutie has been sitting in the inventory for a while now 🥺 It may not look like much at a first glance but the details are so cool 👀 And it glows in the dark!
Final Momo update: she’s almost fully recovered! She had to get an abdominal surgery due to intestinal blockage, triaditis ended up being just a symptom. She’s back to eating, begging for food and helping me work. Again, huge thanks to all who bought something in the sale, it helped a ton! 💜
For locals in Prague/Czechia, I will have a booth at the BDSM market in Klub Kotelna this Friday, start at 18:00. I will be posting another Momo update later. TLDR she had to go to surgery because of further complications and now seems to be on the mend for real 🙏
Momo update: she’s looking rather sassy and doing a bit better 🙏 Bloodwork came out good but there’s several more weeks of pain meds and careful diet ahead of us as she still has problem with keeping down any food. Many many thanks to everyone who bought something in the still ongoing sale! 💜
Inventory and customs are on sale to help cover vet bills for our cat Momo, she has triaditis ❤️🩹 I have some Near Clear 00-31 in stock so I will also accept customs with NC for now, just add an order note if you want NC.
Welcome Kisu to the lineup 🔥 Created by the awesome @deviantgardens.bsky.social
Back to work after the winter break 🫡 (pic of forbidden snack minis for attention lol)
As the pic says, there will be a store break from Dec 5 to Dec 28. Any orders placed after the 5th (both ready-made and customs) will be processed and shipped after Dec 28 ❗️ P.S. gift cards are always available if you happen to shop late 🫡
Black Friday sale is live! There’s a lot of inventory left from the recent events and all of it is 20-40% off! 🔥 Custom toys and merch are 10% off and the discount applies automatically in the cart.
If you are based in Prague/Czechia or happen to be visiting this weekend, I’ll have a booth at Intimity Festival intimityfestival.cz with the usual full-size toy stock, as well as firmness tester toys and spanking stripe to try out, minis, the new finger grinders, stickers, everything really 😁
New pocket-sized and budget-friendly toy available: Fidget Finger Grinder 👈 Enjoy 3 textures in one toy - put it on your finger or just hold it in your hand, it serves well either way! Perfect for both stimulation of your fun bits, as well as general fidgeting for fellow neurospicy folks 🙌
Fun marbled set 💕 Also, I just shipped a few test packages via a new shipping provider to the US (Czech Post stopped shipping there temporarily until they resolve the tariff situation), so if all goes well, next week I should be able to resume shipping to the US with the new provider.
The new spanking stripe was well received at OEF 🥳 It’s now available in the store as well. It’s bit of an experimental product because it’s soft and floppy, so it handles differently from other spanking implements like wood or leather ones, but perhaps that can be its upside as well.
If you happen to be at OEF next week, come say hi! I’m bringing 50+ toys, stickers, teenies and a brand new model - a spanking stripe!