My million-dollar startup idea: A service that tells you if a given movie (or book, series, etc.) has an ending that destroys all the stakes of the story ("it was all just a coma dream / a fictional story / etc.") and is therefore a gigantic waste of time

I have been reminded of the existence of "Fluffy," my old gryphon character. Here he is, stick-on piercings and all. I actually used to be a birb before I went all drgn for complex historical reasons. 🎨: Yildunstar www.furaffinity.net/view/48703299

On the left: The shitty doodle I made with an old P2U base On the right: What I got from @jellywings.bsky.social (This is Rhienne Lizardgame, from indie megahit Lizard Game)

There's a random Argonian NPC in Tel Vos called "Smokeskin-Killer." He' wears a suit of top-tier armor. "Smokeskin" appears to be a slur meaning "Dunmer." Which like... this guy was so goddamn racist against the dark elves as a kid, they made that his NAME? And now he's working for House Telvanni?

A little something from the archives: Unspecified Behaviour originally had a completely different title screen (it was way worse)

Utterly ridiculous game. I'm kind of sad it ended with my opponent timing out, because this could've gone for another 30 minutes or so. (I do think I was favoured.)

You have no idea how much restraint it took to only put Deus Ex on there three times (via grids.fun/t/about-me-v...)

There is, as it happens, a Kayebold!

I am obsessed with bizarre printing of Mirri: * White border on a legendary creature? * Type should be on the typeline (this phrasing existed only from 1994 to 1998) * Reprint with original set symbol, but an incorrect rarity (should be Rare) * Wrong toughness (should be 3) * First Strike in Green?

#MarbleMarch When I left Twitter, I initially wanted to keep my profile up in a sort of "perma-TF" state. I ended up nuking it in late 2024, out of disgust with the platform. But I did make myself a cute petrified icon first.

Whoops, my paw slipped. Several times. (Bsky is going to completely mangle this one, as it's pixel art, so: imgur.com/a/3QlPs40)

The source file for this one is likely lost. I still have the PNG, but not the XCF. But I was able to turn up a higher-resolution headshot, where you can better appreciate the text and the mouflessness. 😶🐍

And the other thing I was looking for: Snekdrone! This is one of very few things I ever put together (with the help of a base by CozyCatStudios) that I actually ended up happy with.

There it is! The canonical post about The Worst Way to Read Books

I was looking through my archive for something. I haven't found it yet, but in lieu of that, enjoy this screenshot of me trying to play Oblivion on a machine that *really* didn't meet the minimum system requirements

I have some regrets with how my Strawb Jam 10 project went, but I will say that I like how some of the sprites turned out

V. convenient that these form a cluster

I have now officially entered every Strawb Jam except 1, 2 and 4

Checking off that cameo (I plan to put an Anna bird into literally everything I make forever)

I haven't really shared much from this project yet, but here are some character sprites.

At least things are looking good for a tiny, *tiny* replacement project. So I should have an entry for the Strawb Jam, just a much smaller and lighter one.

I don't think I did myself a favour with the bigger sprites, but you know what, this is just going to look the way it looks. #StrawberryJam10

ℹ️ Shift key now auto-reboots your device

You could, right this moment, buy a toy train that has green hair and pronouns. This is within your power, and it would cost you 5€ plus shipping.

A fun consequence of having done the same setting so often (and with wildly different artstyles) is that I can track progressions of the same overall archetype like this.

#StrawberryJam10 is a go I amuse myself sometimes

Celebrating the completion of another one of the four cursed projects! I think it's actually funnier to keep editing the graphic with increasing JPEG fuzz so that's what I'm doing

To make good on at least part of this promise, here's Ryan Harper, from Lizard Game.