Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God

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She/Her 32 🌳💧🔥 TTRPG, MTG, OC, and fan artist! 6 mana 6/6 appreciator I draw monsters and women and monster women (and dolls apparently?) 18+ #Ctrl+C Digital Circus Comic Your cool, attractive MTG #GiantAmbassador

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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 23

The doodlin’ continues I think the page covers all of the Thwarp ™️essentials now

Some very not official Kithkin, goat, Pegasus, and Ox tokens

Page full of Robots and vehicles and monsters and Ragatha and Zooble and a Kaldheim giant

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 23

I may be away from my art set up But I still gotta do my daily doodles

Sketches of a big turtle dragon, a spaceship, some gay ragdoll, Aegar, a superbird, and a dinosaur

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 23

It’s me The Mry connoisseur

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 22

IT’S SO DANG PRETTY!

Picture of a rusty OG paint 1959 Plymouth in a mountain pss

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 22

Top-tier roadtrip copilot

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 22

Here have some more contextless faces from last night’s lining session #tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

Walleyed Caine going “OH” and snapping something into existence

Concerned Ragatha, Kinger having a Kinger moment, and confused Pomni

Ragatha on the floor, looking exasperated, saying “I .. am going to throw up”

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 22

I had to, i'm sorry

the same image as above, but with ominous boob shadow

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 22

tonight's 15 min warm up I'm sure she's fine, totally normal #TADC #Ragatha

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 21

oh boy, time for my annual "learn something new and weird about myself, that makes me want to dumpster my own brain" time *Why are you like this*

doodle of my artsona staring daggers at my brain, who is sitting there cheerful as can be after making my life even gayer in a confusing way

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 21

I had to

the mtg card Imperial Seal, with a Chrysler imperial on the seal

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 21

Transfem Jax came up in a convo earlier today. I love that for her. So proud of her I’m still tossing her into the deep fryer tho #TADC #Jax

The screenshot of the TADC scene where Jax throws Ragatha in the deep fryer, with a ragdoll version of my artsona throwing transfem Jax in the deep fryer

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 21

New reaction image just dropped

Caine gasping and exclaiming “it’s perfect”

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 20

Just thinking about Fanon sweet boy Jax And I’m going to maintain him being an unrepentant shithead. No sweet misunderstood sadboi Jax for my readers. #Tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #Jax

Jax annoyed asking “Caine what kind of terrible joke is this?”

Jax thinking “this is either going to be the funniest or worst thing to ever happen here”

Jax asking new person’s name, knowing they will not know it

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 20

Yeah This is just a new low even for him

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 20

🎶🎸 Horsin’ around at the speed of sound. got places to go Got people to trample 🎸🎶

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 20

power up acquired

sketch of my cloud giant artsona + a cheesecake and monster power up, and the resulting hurricane titan monstrosity powered up mode

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 20

ALSO! horsie acquired!! 🐴👻🌩️

Excava the risen past, Rootha mastering the moment, and Dirgur focusmage mtg cards

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 20

So the high beam switch in the car went out, and gave me no headlights Thankfully I’m not @trash-artificer for nothing, and was able to make a temp jumper to bypass the hi/lo switch.

Rusty original green 1959 Plymouth Belvedere

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 19

Oh neato Now that I can sew, I can patch my dumpy work cloths

Weirdly frilly patch on my shitty green shirt

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 19

Me @ myself Knowing I’m going to do it anyway

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 19

I humor the cosplay center of my brain a *bit* and all of the sudden the fucker is acting like they run the place.

comic sketch of my artsona telling her brain to "shut the FUCK up!", when it points out that this yarn would make a good (Ragatha) wig

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 19

Finally got to sit down and watch #Gameoverse I adore this paper loser

sketches of the folded paper character, Fold, from Gameoverse. folded into various devious villain forms

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 19

Whole dress cut out The torso part is *mostly* together. I need to go grab some interfacing & buttons before I can go any further

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 18

This is truly the most tedious task known to man

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 18

Well Here goes nothing I guess?

Simplicity dress pattern + cornflower blue cotton fabric

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 18

I like to run this in the same decks I run Dawnsire -I can do the same silly tricks But also kill everyone with -Chandra’s Ignition type spells -no blocks allowed -giant

Repercussion
{1}{R}{R}
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, this enchantment deals that much damage to that creature’s controller.

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 18

AHAHAHA *Die* (The crater is where Ashaya used to be. It’s a Rofellos deck, they deserve it)

Mtg arena acreenshot, of Dawnsire exploding my opponent’s Ashaya

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 18

YEAHH let’s go!

Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought
{5}
Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It’s an artifact creature at 20+.)
10+ | Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
20+ | Flying

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 18

get fucked snake(s) Not pictured is big snakis getting bounced like 4 more times

Mtg arena boardstate, with Multiple Komas and coils getting bounced by an uncounterable, cost reduced sunderflock

Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God@trash-artificer· May 18

There, now it's art #TADC #Ragatha #Zooble #Jax