Daniel Carroll

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Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 6d

Omg

Screenshot of a LinkedIn email on a browser, indicating that LinkedIn has sent me this same godforsaken email about Dean Lloyd *21 times*.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 7d

Why is LinkedIn sending me the alert about the same guy *every hour*?

Three emails from LinkedIn prompting me to add Dean Lloyd, Data Analytics and Reporting, at 7:07, 8:00, and 9:07pm.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 10d

I’m a big proponent of 90s teal, so we’re gonna disagree on this. Also, I mocked up this as a possible new city connect this summer and really liked it:

A baby blue “Northwest” written in script with the word “PACIFIC” arched above it in a white block text, on a green-blue background.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 15d

Hang on, Shannon’s pitching? For the Dodgers?

MLB App showing Mariners 7, Dodgers 5, starting the top of the 9th at LA.

Pitching for LA: Dreyer
Batting for Seattle: Refsnyder

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 15d

Multiball unlocked.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 18d

I wasn’t going to watch this game closely anyway, I’m at the Torchlight Run!

The Torchlight Run start line, positioned just north of the Seattle Aquarium. People are milling around, not yet lined up.

A selfie in front of a Seafair “step-and-repeat” banner. The sun is coming from the right and is fairly harsh. The race t-shirt is day-go yellow.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 21d

This is Hyacinth, whose name has morphed into “Ms. Bús” for reasons that are unclear.

A picture of a fat cat, taken from above. She is sits tall such that her paws are in an offset position, so looking from left to right, the paws you see are right-front, right-rear, left-front, left-rear.

The cat, a tuxie, is staring forward, but not at the camera.

A tuxie cat wrapped up in bedcovers so that only her head and right-front paw are visible. She seems inquisitive somehow.

A fat tuxie cat sits in the corner of a white couch, leaned against the armrest but looking back across her body at something in the distance.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· 21d

I feel like the singular of “Sox” oughta be “Sok,” but I also saw this thing when I was in a vintage shop recently.

An old baseball jersey that says, in an arched block text across the chest, “RED SOXS”

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 12

I have the photo!

I am standing on the main level concourse of then-Safeco Field above the right field seats, the field seen behind me.

I am wearing a gray three piece suit, a tie, and a fedora.

Later in the game, a scoreboard feature reads “RALLY TAFT”

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 9

Since Denard Span is apparently in the news, I gotta show off a sign I made for/about him when he was a Mariner

DENARD CHARIZARD
Complete with a drawing of Gen 1 Charizard

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 7

I’m holding a sign above my head before Friday night’s Mariners/Blue Jays game. The sign reads:

BE A PAL TAKE YOUR GEESE HOME WITH YOU

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 4

If that chripin’ wasn’t enough, you best believe I have more

I’m holding a sign above my head at the Mariners/Blue Jays game:

BE A PAL TAKE YOUR GEESE HOME WITH YOU

I’m holding a sign above my head at the Mariners/Blue Jays game:

IF I GO TO BC AND TELL FRIENDS I TRAVELED INTERNATIONAL, THEY’LL TELL ME IT DOESN’T COUNT

Im holding a sign above my head at the Mariners/Blue Jays game:

HOW CAN YOU CALL IT CANADA DRY WHEN IT’S LITERALLY A LIQUID

I’m holding a sign above my head at the Mariners/Blue Jays game:

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS SINCE 1994
USA 32, CANADA 0

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 4

Okay, come to the Pen if you want some chirpin’

I’m holding a sign above my head in the Pen at the Mariners game: I GOT MOROCCO TOMORROW

A Canadian flag flies behind me

I’m holding a sign above my head at the Mariners/Blue Jays game:

FAHRENHEIT IS SUPERIOR

I’m holding a sign above my head at the Mariners/Blue Jays game:

I GET IT CANADA, EVEN KATY PERRY HAD TO GO TO SPACE TO GET AWAY FROM JUSTIN

I’m holding a sign above my head at the Mariners/Blue Jays game:

I ❤️ Canada 362* Days a Year

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 3

Waiting to get in… photo courtesy of @pugetstout.bsky.social

I’m outside the ballpark on Royal Brougham, among some Jays fans, holding a sign that reads:

I ❤️ Canada 362* Days a Year

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 3

Here we go:

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jul 3

I’m holding a sign in the sun in the Pen before a Jays/Mariners game. The sign reads:

People who walked on the moon
USA 12 - Canada 0

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 23

I forget if I shared this here or not, but I saw this ad on FB a while back and it reminded me of the WBC controversy.

An ad on Facebook for “Clay the Claymore,” a plushy Claymore Mine with a cutesy anime face and, written across its front, “FRONT TOWARD FRIEND”

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 23

Just remember:

A hand-drawn sign, reading:

I ❤️ Canada 362* days a year

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 18

8:11 … and as quickly as they arrived, they have left.

The upper deck section in right is basically empty

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 18

7:43

The group has at least doubled. Probably 60+?

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 18

7:36

This is getting out of hand, there are two of them!

(There are 30? I didn’t count.)

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 18

The tarps, they are off.

Upper deck, right field, T-Mobile Park, the 4th inning of a game at about 7:30. About five males have their shirts off.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 17

Holy crap, I have to use this.

Screenshot of the CBC’s website, an article titled “CBC will no longer air NHL games in ‘end of an era’ as broadcast deal expires”

“CBC Sports will launch new Saturday night prime time show focused on Olympic-oriented competition”

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 14

A pair of jeans is folded over a stadium chair, surrounded by postgame trash like empty beer cans and a bag of popcorn. The ankles of the jeans are wet.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· Jun 2

A chonky black and white cat, sitting with one leg extended out in front as if she was going to lick it, but she is instead looking forward.

Her head is lit and shadows behind her give her an especially bewildered or stage fright kind of look.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· May 31

So if you see either of these out there, let me know:

A Rawlings outfield mitt with a DC insignia on the outer side of the thumb and red lacing.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· May 21

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· May 18

I was just looking over the polling average chart for Trump favorability, which is currently net -17. I’m trying to figure out why the chart has as much noise in it as it does, where unfavorable will go up, hold there for a sec, then drop a little, before going up again.

A chart of Disapproval of Trump vs Approval of Trump. Disapproval leads Approval 56.9% to 39.9% at present. Disapproval seems to make a move for a couple of weeks or a month, hold steady, and move to another level, either higher or lower.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· May 14

On my way to work and I just realized I have a Ted Lasso thing going on.

A selfie, I’m wearing a collared shirt with thin stripes under a navy blue sweater. The top button of my shirt is open, and you can see a backpack strap over my right shoulder.

I have brown hair and a goatee that is brown but a little graying.

Daniel Carroll@tworsandtwols· May 12

Why is Dave Valle looking at me like that? It’s making me no me uncomfortable.