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@uncledhurpy
Yes, THAT DHURPY! Old potat bun/ham radio weenie. USN(Ret). Husbando to a militant Corgi. #SFW But I may fave/follow #NSFW. All bunnies followed. DMs open but I do not RP!
They're going to put a dryer plug on my chest and a ground rod in my butt.
Gawd I'm so predictable and habitual. Its TOFU TUESDAY! Hunan Tofu extra spicy. 12 BUCKS WITH THE TIP
EUREKA!! I have discovered that 23.25 of these is a Newton Meter (Nm). HA HA I R SO SMART
SUCCESS! Oven door unlocked. These things are still 480 degrees🔥 but look at the ash!
NO.. I TAKE THAT BACK. The oddest vehicle I've seen on base is a Overland Storyteller
Went to a smoothie place. Was being a bit of a difficult patron. "Can I take your order" "She wants that filthy monkey surprise. And I want notcho momma... Extra momma" (corgi kick/barking whilst orders for real) "Name on the order?" "MONKEY!!" Few moments later... "order for..."😝😂
I mean... Even with the limited technology of the day there had to have been a way to humanely "terminate" the mission. You were a brave dog and will always be rembered
This is all fine and good. BUT WHICH ONE OF THESE CRIMINALS DO YOU WANT TAKING OVER!
I live and work in "ground zero" I know my spouse and family will not suffer. And unless you live I dunno... On the moon, you ARE GOING TO SUFFER. Then die. Here...this is what you get to see before a brilliant white flash.
I called my representatives. You should too. It takes less than 5 minutes to to tell the staffer that action must be taken against him. Give your name and where you live. Done
DINNER (FRIDAY) IS SERVED TURMKEY.... *INHALE* Dude. I even ate 4 triscuits I found hidden in the Corgi's collar
Teh corgi brought me contraband. And as you all well know there's PLENTY of places on a corgi to like sneak in like an air fryer.