Me to the barista every day before work.

Self-fulfilling Prophecy.

Me when someone says they have cheeseburgers.

Today is a special day, and I'm willing to help you celebrate it. You may need to call out for the next few days after, however. ( 🎨 @bobertotter.bsky.social )

Big Dumb™ reporting for love duty.

No longer satisfied with injections to hold him over between machine sessions; no longer able to afford the hours-long sessions themselves every day, the solution is portable. If the big dumb brute is to push himself to the next level, this is the answer. 💪😤🧪💉📈 @regnar.bsky.social

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I have this one too.

I don't need to aura farm, because I have it bottled.

Uhhh... I got a cooler for some drinks. Yeah. 🎨 @makookami.bsky.social

And here's the steak au poivre with chips.

We Dave'd We Saw We Busted

I'm big 💪😤🍓 It's Wednesday... 👀 Guess it's BIG WEDNESDAY! 😃❤️ I think... 🤔 Rrrwwhhh... It's still Wendersday!! Something about humping... yeah. I like that. What does this little orange thing do again? ...fuck I'm huge. Could be huge-r though. 🎨 @makookami.bsky.social

Big Dumb Strawb Summer is here. Head empty, only stronks and loves. Being big, getting bigger, giving love and protecting. Holding this boombox is as far as I can bend my arm up anymore, and it looks like I might need to empty again soon. Probably need new shorts too. 🎨 @makookami.bsky.social

I normally don't put my perfume opinions/reviews/content here, but I know a lot of you are looking for good deals, so here's your head's up.

This is the perfect brand if you want to smell really good for very little cash. Al Rehab is a perfumer from the UAE that started in 1975. They make originals and things that resemble popular designers. Best part is, they also make most things in a potent alcohol-free oil roller for under $10.

Aaaaannnd of course, the BIG pride below the belt 🩶🤍 @lynnstorm.bsky.social showing me what's in store. 😩 Happy Pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🎨 @terryignis.gigaxia.com

Happy Pride everyone. Celebrating this year with my titanic musclebound sweetheart of a dragon @lynnstorm.bsky.social This is Lynn's first Pride picture so give him some love. Drawn patiently and perfectly by @terryignis.gigaxia.com 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I'm big, strong, full of love, but no smorts anymore. I trust friends to run my bar and I just protecc, and carry their burdens. It makes movement and sight challenges; help me dress, bathe, and assist with my frequent "needs", and I'll be forever grateful. 💪😤❤️ 🎨 @bobertotter.bsky.social

I'm big, strong, full of love, but no smorts anymore. I trust friends to run my bar and I just protecc, and carry their burdens. It makes movement and sight challenges; help me dress, bathe, and guide me around crowds due to my blind spots, so take my hand. 🎨 @bobertotter.bsky.social

A variation of Jamaican curry. Homemade.

Strawberry Daiquiri Yes, I am this gay.

Well looks like this big overgrown dummy is really happy to see you now. Time to make love and break out the Rug Doctor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🎨 @artofwfa.bsky.social

No, you're are actually open from what I'm seeing (or at least open to people you follow). May wanna fix that. 🫢

Millennials at Midnight. We hit different.

A gentle reminder that this is eye level for people 6ft tall and under. 😉❤️🍓 Make of that information what you will. 😏

Homemade Beef Bourguignon.

Especially when it's someone I know who they're stealing, and then they have the audacity to follow me like McScuse me bitch??!?!? LMAO

Big, dumb, strong; full of love. This is your StrawHubs now. Years of P.O.I.S.O.N. pushing physique to insane levels has side effects; but you don't mind running things, since he protects. Even if he can't dress himself without your help because things don't bend the same 🎨 @artofwfa.bsky.social

I see you, and I raise: