Smokin Aces is a movie that is objectively bad but I can't help but love it due to the sheer volume of actors playing obscenely fucked up characters in it. It's AWESOME.

I regret to inform that despite my own personal progress I am still capable of really embarrassing white person thoughts from time to time and I'm thankful that these really embarrassing white person thoughts remain locked in my head.

Sorry, if you get mad at me and decide to scope out my profile you may get flashbanged by a fat fucking furry belly at MINIMUM.

I'm quite fond of the new what-ifs for Sparking Zero Neo being "what if the human Z-fighters weren't irrelevant due to Saiyans?"

Oh yeah dude. Totally. ❗️𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯 "𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳" 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵.❗️

Hey people I've shared the story with in DMs can you back me up on this

morbidly a beast

Coworker got caught stealing £20 and resigned before being given the sack. My shifts are now TURBO FUCKED because of it. :smile:

If I was suddenly made 200ft tall I could fix every problem in the world in one afternoon and I think about that a lot.

I PROMISE THIS WAS NOT BAIT DESIGNED TO LURE A LOT OF MY FRIENDS TO CALL ME HOT BUT GODDAMN DID IT WORK???

The ghosts of friendships I've fucked up over the years continue to haunt me. They're not overwhelming thankfully but there are a few that stay with me as a reminder to treat the friends I have now better.

My steak is too juicy and my lobster girl too buttery

Yeah sure artifical cryptids why not

Shut the fuck up gameshow man. Sorry. What is shut the fuck up gameshow man?

Don't let the crushing weight of 21st century life make you forget that Werner Herzog was in Star Wars.

Absorption rules.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

It's enough for me to be desired by people sometimes. You know? Also if you desire me you should fuckin' tell me because I love hearing that.

Introducing my new OC who invades 90s animated movies and blesses the villains with 4th wall knowledge so that they just eat the protagnist without entering into some long winded plot that the plucky hero can survive.

What if I were hauntingly huge? Terrifyingly titanous? Monstrously massive? Lethally large?

Just ate the cheeseburger one and it was as good as I hoped.

You won't believe who they got to voice Chilled I promise.

Some of you looking at a certain part of me.

SO LONG METHUSELA!

Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Horrific scenes in Berlin. Fucking hell I hate being alive to endure this shit sometimes.

Pumped too much iron yesterday and now the mooscles in my arms hurt. (Jokes aside i'm hurting a lot ow)

Beware the hippo that talks in vores.