Whiplash
@whiplashhyena
Hyena. M:tG/D&D nerd. Pizza enthusiast. White, 34, cisgender, he/him, LGBT Pan AF. Occasionally NSFW, so 18+ only please. Warning: May Contain Bites FA gallery:
I was busy last weekend, so here's a post-holiday celebration in the only appropriate way: extremely gay. Art: @nmbgn.bsky.social
Grabbed a YCH with Vonce the bull this month, and it looks like I've learned a thing or two about how to handle beef. :P Art: @nmbgn.bsky.social
Happy Pride Month, have a yeen with bright colors and minimal clothing to celebrate Art: @spelunkersal.bsky.social
Welp, that's the most bloodpoints I've ever had at once. Already at the cap + rank resets + daily login + email code + 10 million code = my body is ready for Jason
A belated birthday gift for one of my oldest friends in the fandom, @minothebull.bsky.social How have I known this man for almost 20 years, time fuckin flies Art: @vogelarts.bsky.social
Got a lot of complaining about work I could do this week. Gonna save part of it until after I try to plead my case about one detail later, but for now... Yes, you read that correctly. Literally *half the calendar year* is off limits for using vacation days, because we're a seasonal town.
The next step of the writing process: 'inspiring' the author to overcome writer's block and finish the first draft Otter: @ruddertail.bsky.social Art: @spelunkersal.bsky.social
Happy weekend, everyone. Enjoy some belated Minotaur March goodness, featuring @ziggybull.bsky.social and myself as a highland moo. Who wants some beef? Art: @spelunkersal.bsky.social
And with that, Requiem has been completed Yes I used the infinite ammo, yes it was still a pain in the ass in a few spots anyway :P
Reminder to pick up your copy of BONERS next time you visit your local pornography shop. :P Art: @madlizard.bsky.social
Come for the breeding, stay for the scientific analysis. And this is why she keeps me around, folks. :P
Yeen could use some assistance with that. Volunteers? Art: @usurpthem.bsky.social
First game was abject failure, even with a No Mither player. Second game, however, started off strong and then I had to turn on sweat mode at the last gen. As always, grind Adept til its done, then play with real perks after as reward. :P
Back at MFF I saw this bag in the wild, and after some detective work, now I have it too. :P @berrymeat.com if you want your own, by the way.
A bust sketch of a yeen bustin', now that's how you innuendo. Art: junkersquawker on FA
It's time to duel, and I've summoned @ziggybull.bsky.social to start things off. Can you handle our sexy strategies, or are you just a third-rate duelist with a fourth-rate deck? Art: @spelunkersal.bsky.social
I feel like someone could turn this into a neat mirror-like shot. Red panda by day, raccoon by night, I dunno
One more picture is required, forgot to show off the yeen badge and the adorable yeen bag that @ziggybull.bsky.social gave me after we checked in.
I'm a little late to the party, but have some more plaid yeen (and less plaid yeen) for your winter season enjoyment. Art: @bruteandbrawn.bsky.social
Also did some shopping today, got some stickers, some yeen merch, and some kobold stuff.
I have achieved one of my MFF goals today: eat some proper Chicago deep dish.
Now, obviously it'll always be Gnollvember to me, but I was tempted to give Dinovember a shot after seeing all the studly scalies that the totally-legit-scientist Dr. Banane has turned folks into, so here's the result. Art: @bananadaboi.bsky.social
Before and after the leveling update today, solid 23 level jump. Also, oh, oh no, that's way too many items now >.>