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wowie@wowiewhatausername· May 4

disintegration, or, how to become the perfect woman

4 portraits of a doll laying down, arms to its sides. each iteration is more distorted. first the face, then everything but its chest and hips and thighs, then it is completely distorted.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· May 2

commissions open again cause im Broke i need Money

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 29

first name thaumiel last name girl frame. play my games

an angelic mech with four wings posing in front of a hole in the clouds. the clouds part around its head, letting the sun shine through. two wings are spread upwards, the other pair folded down. it points up with its right hand and holds a glowing cross-shaped sword in the other. a rainbow halo floats above its head.

Thaumiel

Holy Relics

Vestments:
The Mandate of Heaven
Harvested Angel Wings

Armaments:
Concept-Sword
Gridfire Longbow

Heavenly Strictures
Of Body:
Pretty Dress
Cognition Shunt
Of Soul:
Wife
Programmed

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 24

[wip] in my wokeslop girl frame even the angel wife will have aura

wip. bust of a white mech with a golden crest with 6 wings.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 24

honorable mention to the HK G11 which had a similar internal mechanism but Fucking Sucked

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 23

2 mechs with large wings flying in front of a battleship.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 23

alright man whatever

ship against a dark grey background.
ANEMOIA 130
EXECUTORS LAW CONTACT VEHICLE

- Heat Dispersal Ring "Angelfire"
- 16-Cell VP Missile Bay
- PD Macron Accelerator
- Underslung Optics Pod
- Linear Affector Array
- Anti-Ship Pointgun

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 14

what if.... .. halo radiator

close up of the bridge of a ship, with a floating blue-yellow halo over its bridge

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 14

it's wipslop you only like it because you dont have to do any of the details

a blue spaceship with a pointed nose, a ring-shaped bridge, and several white spheres mounted to armatures.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 5

razorblade fantasy vs blender default cube epic battle

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 2

long razorblade fantasy

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Apr 2

wide razorblade fantasy

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Mar 27

hmm

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Mar 26

real ones will recognize her

a suit of dark grey power armor with scaled arms, posing menacingly

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Mar 21

Hmmm... I should get a drink...

a sign that says "floret restaurant and bar"

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Mar 10

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a doll with no face sits limply on a cold floor. it's wearing a pink bikini with a matching pink collar and heels. a chain connects its collar to the sky.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Mar 9

dog shit ass weekend got me picking up whole new styles "photoshoot"

it's a self portrait. i'm wearing a pink bikini and pink heels posed against a stripper pole with my hands tied behind the pole.

my face is nonexistent except for one eye, and my hair has a very subtle static texture.

the background has a cross pattern that resembles myriad camera flashes.

the text says:

"did you know that when i got this bikini the guy behind the counter said to me"

"'so are you buying this for a photoshoot?' with a stupid fucking smile on his face, like he had just found out my big secret"

"like he couldn't imagine a dumb fucking tr*nny like me doing anything with a swimsuit but getting fucked in it"

"i got it because the beach was starting to get warm but honestly yeah i was probably going to fuck in it because-"

"-i'm not even a real person i'm just a fucking doll and what the fuck else would a sex doll do with swimsuit"

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Mar 6

my games hashtag mygames

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Feb 23

Leviathan, antithetical to life

A mech shrouded in black smoke hovering over the slope of a hill. It holds a bright-red spear in the shape of the mars symbol, and is reaching outwards towards the still-grassy part of the hill.

The sky and grass in front of it are still naturally-colored, but behind it everything is turned to concrete and the sky is yellow.

Text:

"To say it smelled of death would imply something so natural could occur in its presence."

"No, it choked the grass with the vile stench of burning plastic and the oil that poured from its body smothered the ground."

"All it touched turned to ash and concrete."

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Jan 11

i think it looks too much like gundam barbatos right now but think about it. what if the mech got muzzled too

three versions of a mech's head in various stages of retrofitting- leftmost is the matte grey 'default' configuration, middle is painted white with golden attachments hovering in front of it, and rightmost is with the attachments applied.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Jan 6

scheduling

sci fi poster with big red "KILLED" text pasted over it

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Dec 20

struggle against the inevitable fall

A distant mech in low orbit of a gas giant reaching to the heavens. four large thrusters with pink, beam-like plumes keep it aloft.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Nov 19

ac6 weapon tier list. you will get no explanation on what the tiers mean

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Nov 9

actually start the campaign or make a bunch of bullshit key art for wowie

A gunmetal-blue and black mech holding an arm over its chest.

text:
i look around myself and i see a world stagnant and sick like still water.
but what am i to do about it, with my mind frozen in amber?

NULL LULLABY.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Nov 5

lancer comm for @crestofartorias.bsky.social

A green mech with a large AWACS dish kneeling and looking to the side against a white background, holding a rifle. It has a back turret firing three purple beams. A drone with a smaller dish floats beside it.

Text says:
SDW KING COBRA
Psychometric EWAC
SDW FE-97 Mithril Flare, FE-92 Glacier Cryo Grenade, Command Matrix

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Oct 27

girl frame campaign banner........ . . .hype

a lavender-colored gas giant with a large ring system, illuminated by the sun and shown from its dark side. at its north pole is a massive, nail-shaped space station silhouetted by the rings, and a spaceship with a halo and a bright thruster plume is burning towards it.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Oct 22

the lament

3 footsoldiers walking through a field of irregular white pillars in the middle of a dust storm. they are illuminated by the flashlight of a fourth offscreen. one of them is turned to the camera, having a conversation.

"god, what a boring-ass patrol"
"'s either this or gettin' shot at, i'm afraid"
"of course, of course. but places like this give me the creeps."
"...hey, if y're so bored, wanna hear somethin' scary?
"fuck off, man."

"there's been a rumor goin' 'round, y'see- i'm sure y've heard it, but it goes somethin' like this..."
"an Impie convoy, outpost, base, whatever- people like us."

"dead of fuckin' night, they get the feelin' like they're bein' watched."

a military base backlit by bright orange, littered by dead bodies and destroyed mechs. in the distance, a lithe mech with a white head is holding a scythe overhead, about to swing it into the last survivor. the mech it's standing on is holding a hand above its head in surrender.

"they start seein' stuff- dead guys chopped clean through like some'un took a waterjet to 'em."
"mech sized shape b'tween the bleach-trees, just outta sight..."

"then, the rest of the guys go poof. always too late when some'un realizes, and all've them die like that."

"whole base like a psycho with a chainsaw ran through 'em. it ain' matter how big or strong they are."

"...y' believe in ghosts?"

a mech taking a knee and holding a coffin upright, backlit by a red sky. the lid of the coffin is ajar, and the black silhouette of a woman is emerging from the inside. she has no definition other than her eight red eyes.

"well, i certainly don't- seein' a neural port fail 'll cure y' of any delusion 'bout souls, but..."

"thing carries a huge coffin on its back- an' people are sayin' some kinda vengeful spirit's livin' inside."
"now, who it is d'pends on the story- an engie, fellow ol' pilot, a lover- but she has an... accident."
"somethin' fucks up 'er neural port, an' 'er poor brain deep-fries in its own juice."

"'er spirit spends seven, long, years, trapped in its own brain, till she dies..."
"...all the while 'er soul curdles in 'ta somethin' mean."
"s'why they all die, every'un says. the mech with the coffin lets 'er out for a little payback."

the perspective of the turned-around footsoldier, illuminating the previously-unseen figure in the first shot. their head is tilted to the side in doubt. just barely out of the flashlight's reach, the coffin mech is stalking them.

"come on, if you wanna scare me, at least try. that just sounds like bullshit."

"hah, tell me 'bout it. s' probably an indie playin' the hero, but- people like to imagine s' somethin' worse, 'cause they can't stomach losin' t' somethin' they think they're above."

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Oct 21

Jane Mook, whose job it is to stand in very easily protagonist-shootable vantage points and say perfectly recited voice lines upon being hit

A soldier in heavy desert camo armor with an extremely thick collar and a full-face mask with an attached respirator.

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Oct 19

fuck it. tactical armored mary janes for the grunts in my one-off spookymonth post. is this anything

wowie@wowiewhatausername· Oct 17

fucked up doll

an animate porcelain doll with grotesquely elongated proportions leaning over and holding a sickle in the air at an odd angle, grinning. its arms are bent at odd angles and its lower legs are covered in blood.

height comparison between the doll (7'1") and the 'mystery girl', who is about 5'11".