WulfHelm
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Bretwalda of the Angli.
Right. FISHNCHIPS! And some TV bollocks with Kevin Costner in a hat. So you can all fuck off. Cunts.
The oldest thing of any actual monetary value you own? Apart from the Mead Hall and my current chariot? It's my 8x42 Opticron imagic BGA bins (1997) They've been dropped off a cliff, run over by a Suzuki Vitara, and shat on by a red backed shrike. Still going strong.
This week, Mr Pip has barked at Slinkies Tray tables Real Housewives of Wherever Pantone 6014 c Things globular Ermintrude and her stupid hat Dust Chicken soup Two stroke engines Eleanor Bron Supply side economic theory Germaline Flaps Drop bears Verdigris and Teddington.
I'm almost at the point of thinking you nice folk deserve a potato related announcement.
#OnThisDay 1944. World War II: Continuation War: Finland wins the Battle of Tali–Ihantala, the largest battle ever fought in northern Europe. The Red Army withdraws its troops from Ihantala and digs into a defensive position, thus ending the Vyborg–Petrozavodsk Offensive.
This week, Mr Pip has barked at Trilobites Threadneedle Street Nasal hair Loops Micrometers Value added anything Slushys Primary coverts Costa Coffee Whelks Orange Shit Gibbons Andy Burnham's gerbil Sloops Unitary authorities Mount Etna Umbellifers and, Whitley Bay.