(@yorkshiremao)

@yorkshiremao

Cat person. So autistic the test said 'we both know what's you are'. Played RPGs/LARP/boardgames/CCGs since the 90s. Fandoms: Babylon 5, Witcher, Star Wars/Trek, VtM, Laundry Files.

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yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jul 12

For the striga, every day is glutes day.

Painted mini of a striga - an apelike humanoid monster. This one has leonine skin colour and long, copper hair down to her arse. Model has a green foliage base and is stood on a wood-effect shelf with other minis in the background.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jul 10

A hand holding a monochrome badge with a picture of Count Binface on it.

The text says "Bin cuntface with Count Binface

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jul 7

“I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this evening, the senior Senator from Kentucky. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, and our visit to the TR Presidential Library.”

The Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch.

Because metaphor.

(Two men, one looking put out, the other shouting at a dead, rigid parrot to point out that it's dead.)

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jul 7

The owner of the Black Emporium in Dragon Age, a (probably) dead skeleton looking fucker with too many legs under a big reddish book amd in a glass box.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jul 6

I mean, sex is good and all, but have you ever managed full skulls and gained that difficult second deployment.

The a Dawn of War Misson complete screen, blue-ish window on a black background. The red banner in the top left means the mission was successful, while the round skull icons rare your mission.
Fury is how much you purged the enemy, Reliance is not having any team members fall unconscious, speed is how far you did everything.

Under that XP is given to level up and I own two foundries on Calderis (marked in green). The bottom bar marks a second drop pod deployment right at the end, the blue icon is glowing underneath to show that it was achieved.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jul 6

The only way Schumer can do better is by passing through the veil. Also, to experiment, you have to *do something* and he clearly isn't here for that.

Useless piss bucket, clueless geriatric and genocode enthusiast Chuck Schumer posted a thing that isn't true.

"The founding fathers called America God's noble experiment. I believe in all three words to this day: we are one nation under God, we have clung to noble ideas for longer than any other natio, and we are an experiment always chnaging, trying to make ourselves better."

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jul 4

I need some people to rethink their lives.

'Our star trek dnd one shot is at $1,016. This is amazing and bonkers and I'm so excited.

You have until tomorrow to get your bids in! DM (username) + away team (usernames) , you and a friend and your bestie (realname)!

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 26

Everyone has already forgotten the best D20 Vampire port 😆

Bloodsucker: the Angst, a fairly basic rpg cover in black with a cartoon goth lady on the cover.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 26

Reminds me of this.

Torquemada from 2000AD's Nemesis the Warlock, a wide-eyed extremist in a sci fi version of the pointy catholic hat, saying 'be good, be viglient, behave!'

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 26

Gonna miss her 😭😭😭

Chai, a chai-coloured puppy, sitting on a gray sofa.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 26

I'm just sad that medication means I can't drink

Daniel Craig - Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

I have no idea where this is set or what it's about. I just know it by osmosis.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 19

Just incredibly photogenic.

Chai, a small, golden-brown dog with white patches, sitting on a patch of grass on a sunny day. She had a black lead going off to the right

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 19

UPDATE: She is about 4 months old adorable as anything and incredibly loving. We think she was put out about a week ago. We called her Chai, to match her fur colour.

Chai, a rescued puppy. White and orange-brown fur, quite small, on a white piled floor. She is looking at the camera. On the bottom right is a cable that was in view.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 18

The DVD box art for URBAN GOTHIC tales of the city to chill the blood. The upper half is black with a vampire's face coming out at you, bloodstained and fangs bared.

The lower half is dark with sunrise coming up behind St. Paul's cathedral in London.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 12

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 11

Contemplating the world.

Vee, a partially striped prarie cat in dark colours with a white underside, staring out from her floffy gray window bed. Behind her are apartment blocks.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 6

I'm just going to block. I don't need this kind of negativity in my life.

A post from someone hoping that Starmer will be PM into the 2030s.

Ew, no.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 4

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture

Vee, a prarie cat with dark stripes, looks sideways at the camera while sprawled on a grayish sofa arm

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 4

Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times. Absolute classic, a horror movie concept album with some top tier riffs.

The top says CRADLE OF FILTH, the band name.

The bottom says 'Cruelty and the Beast', the album title.

In the middle is a woman with yellow eyes, in a tub full of blood, decorated with skulls and antlers.

yorkshiremao@yorkshiremao· Jun 1

All those cosplays have made me think I need to do one. I think I wish to recreate the venerable Abelard Wersarian, so I've ordered a few things online - and they arrived today! Next I need big boots...