also FOR REFERENCE, i haven’t even gotten to the venue yet, and my makeup is currently giving

is this a line or…? 🧍‍♀️

not my train to work knowing where i’ve been- 😭😭😭

oh hi

happy noah day to me ig 😃

look i’m glad you’re getting help and all but this is a crazy combo for a tinder bio my guy-

and like- the lightning??? i was literally looking around like 👁️👄👁️

I need them to recreate this pic so bad 🥺

me: let’s check resale for noah kahan the resale in question:

so other than the actual bio being bad, and the lack of punctuation.. none of the pictures he had really indicated he was in a hotel, so idk if he thinks he’s flexing and telling us about it or if he’s just dumb, but.. ok guy 😜

the nickname?? full stop-

t*cketm*ster dropping these an hour after the start time listed is crazyyy - wdym i can get basically front row b stage??? tf??

alright everyone, say it with me ✨ give. us. nothing. ✨

ok, first of all, you lie my guy. second of all, where the FUCK did you go to school, and did they teach you how periods work? asking for a friend. 😃

I guess this is fine, but why’d he format it like this??

waste my time, ok 💅

oh you’re an asshole.. got it ☺️☺️

not pictured are my haus labs highlight and my colourpop twilight eyeshadow bc those are more for when i need a little sparkle ✨

sharing this bc puppy~ but also this can’t be the best pic he has of this cute lil baby angel come ON-

give us nothing (part ??????) also why would you say this?

this one too? gagged-

this has been a psa

i was going to say i feel like i’m having a stroke reading this, but maybe it’s just a game 🤡

“guy who thinks” is literally frying me- WHY AM I IN HELL??

all this talk about his height yet not actually listed on his profile anywhere… this man is either short as fuck or doesn’t have a personality istg. left we swipe 🤧

what a steal 🤡

compared to some of the stubhub prices though, i mean..

like i just randomly checked and

what should i name it??

am i crazy or could i wear these for my noah show next month?? 👀