The 5 stages of furry art - denial (I can't believe the asshole would be hidden from this angle!) - anger (How DARE this character hide his asshole from me!) - bargaining (Maybe I can move the cheek sideways a little, or move the asshole up to where the coccyx would be...) - depression (What's the

It blows my mind how the twitch android app is still the most godawful thing and they just won't fix any of the bugs that it's had since 2019 Girl even a vibe coded app could do better than this

Once again trying to do my job and having my boss come and randomly trash me woooooooo

I looked up who played my favorite char, badass goth girl October, it's a very early career Sophia Bush (better known for one tree hill and chicago PD), who is apparently also a huge gay rights supporter since the 00s and also a general lefty queen. Based

Anthrocorn, a convention for people who enjoy anthropomorphic maize characters, including drawing elote art and wearing earsuits

Also pokemon cards

broke: waiting with baited breath woke: waiting with bated breath

Sometimes I worry I'm too much of a d*generate and then I stumble into cishet male porn land somehow and discover "officer jasmine juggs" 🙄

she slob on my knob till I splob a big glob

Kinda bullshit how I can be doing fine and then my body randomly goes "Um actually you need to lie down now you are feeling tired and bad and yucky"

Thinking about how at my previous job we paid hundreds of thousands of dollars per year for a "project management" software that no one actually used, but everyone was forced to use the free version of trello and we had to "recycle" old boards because we got grandfathered in over the 10 board cap.

Increasingly debating whether the vast majority of humanity is even worth interacting with. Misanthropy levels are only rising every time Anything Happens.

Oops. Read too much about AI ethics. What a terrifying time to be alive 🙃

Shoutout to artists who are mostly SFW but occasionally look at their OCs and go "Hmmm... I want to see his penis."

Did some soil tests and it appears my soil is almost completely depleted of nitrogen. I was already fertilizing my veggies, of course, but I may not have been doing enough to compensate for their starting conditions, and that could be part of why I've been having such trouble with this first season

I think us lefty americans need to come up with a new flag to mean "I'm american but I feel bad about it" Because like, I don't want to participate in those "sona vs. nationality" trends and hate when other americans do, because the US flag is such a massive yikes associated with right wing crap.

Man, what a week "It's wedn--" SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S FRIDAY THE WEEK IS OVER IT'S DONE IT HAS CEASED IT IS IN THE PAST FOREVER

*gives you a blowjob but it's literally trying to blow air into your urethra like you're an air mattress* Damn I wish we bought a pump, camping sucks

Cher is to Cher Lloyd, as Peaches is to Peaches Christ

they're doing this to me tomorrow

Honestly if you have your youngest cousin or niece/nephew be the ringbearer at your wedding, what are you even doing. It's 2026, if your ringbearer isn't a cute dog I'm not coming.

I know AI is hell and I shouldn't use it but the urge to run every single thing I say through a "Am I being an asshole without realizing it?" checker is super high right now 😫

My very boring software development workplace is obsessed with linkedin impressions and tiktok views and it's so cringe Fortunately I do not have accounts on either

Bring back the kind of LCD populism we had in the 30s where all everyone wanted was social security and labor unions 😒 Dumb people with no critical thinking skills don't have to be conservative, we're just cursed with an era where they all gulped pitchers of conservative koolaid.

Feeling better today. Functional at least. Thanks everybody who checked in on me. I have enough evidence that, "although 3 specific people who used to like me may not like me anymore, plenty of other people still like me" to kinda get my shit together a bit again.

It's wild how people on the other side of the planet accessible only through the Psychic Damage Rectangle can affect your real world emotional/physical health so much.

Anyway if anyone needs me I'll be dissolving in a vat of boiling acid where I apparently belong

Trying to think of ways to be funny and disarming on social media about my current situation and I just can't. I wish people would stop doing this to me. Just avoid being my friend in the first place. Saves us both future pain.

God I love Men with Penis and Cock

My reaction(s) to the information (Yes I have found a new japanese facebook page that posts videos of marmots and I am going to make it everyone's problem)