Cassander

@drsbaitso

Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.

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Cassander@drsbaitso· 23d

TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T FOLLOW RIFFIN THE ASH-KNIGHT THROUGH THE DEEPEST SHADOWS AND THE SPIDERIEST DUNGEONS

An adorable anthropomorphic owl dressed as a knight, wearing a breastplate and helmet (with a single feather sticking out the top of it), holding a sword and wooden shield. He's standing proudly, staring off over your right shoulder.

Cassander@drsbaitso· 23d

Look at this boy and tell me you wouldn't swim towards his sinking ship

An anthropomorphic mouse dressed like an over-the-top pirate, one leg perched on an overflowing treasure chest. He's labeled a "Jerbeen", with the text at the bottom reading:

"Jerbeens are small mouse-like folk with long, furred tails that help them balance. In proportion to the rest of their body, a jerbeen’s legs are long and powerful. Jerbeens can be found in a variety of places across the Wood, usually forming their own communities within birdfolk perches and humblefolk villages. Seldom do they live alone. A jerbeen’s home can contain several generations, including extended family and cousins living together under one roof. Jerbeens have a strong sense of family and like to surround themselves with good company wherever they rest."

The artist is April Prime. This is a screenshot from D&D Beyond's website.

Cassander@drsbaitso· 28d

We saw you across the bar and really dig your vibe

Lt. Jadzia Dax in a teal/blue uniform and a TNG-era commbadge

Cassander@drsbaitso· Jul 10

WTS RAM & Storage. $500 OBO. No low-balls; I know what I got.

A wider angle of two sticks of memory on a spinning-disc hard drive with brass ears still attached.

A close-up of the same memory and hard drive. It's now easy to read that the memory is two sticks of DDR2 memory, 1GB each. The hard drive is a Seagate Barracuda LP 1.5 TB SATA hard drive.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Jun 24

Goin' to the grocery story, gonna take The L.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Jun 2

Barbara Feldon (smiling) and Don Adams (looking nervous) standing beside a brick wall with chalk writing on it: "86 + 99" in a heart and "WE'RE BACK!!"

Cassander@drsbaitso· May 13

The crimes were obvious but necessary

A Star Trek PADD from DS9. The text reads "Seventh Chevron Locked, Starbuck" in the Star Wars font.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Mar 30

Yeah, Monday.

Jeff Goldblum playing Dr. Ian Malcolm in the original Jurassic Park standing behind a giant pile of dinosaur shit.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Dec 7

My first car was an early 90s Nissan Maxima. Over the years, I've also fallen in love with the 90s Skyline. I can't even recall which F&F movie I saw last or when. But I saw the LEGO version of the R34 Skyline from 2 Fast 2 Furious on sale last weekend. #LEGO #Nissan #Skyline #FastAndFurious

A LEGO Nissan Skyline GT-R (R-34) in front of its box. The car is gray, with bright blue stripes angling up the side of the car from the front tire. The car is facing the right side of the frame, and angled slightly towards the camera. A minifig of Brian O’Conner (played by the late Paul Walker) sits in the driver's seat, looking at the camera. The box behind the model features shots of both the model and the inspiration car.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Dec 3

Another view of the LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand

The same LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand (shaped like a mug, Christmasy color scheme) from the side. The Green Sweater Guy in the fuzzy hat is in the foreground holding a cookie. The woman behind the counter is looking forward. There's a brown mug on the counter. The Yellow Happy Plant is out-of-focus and just poking into the frame from the right.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Dec 3

Tis the season to build a LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand.

A LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand set built and sitting in front of its box. The worker is behind the counter in the mug-shaped stand on a white LEGO plate base. A male figure in a green sweater and fuzzy hat is sitting at a table beside the stand smiling at his mug of hot chocolate. The stand itself is red & green with a white & gold awning, a brown roof, and a LEGO-built candy-cane poking out the top at an angle. In the background is a blurry blue Happy Plant (https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/happy-plants-10349)

Cassander@drsbaitso· Nov 21

A screenshot from the GOG (Good Old Games) 2025 study/survey.

Question 26: In my opinion, the biggest enemy of video games is?
Answer: Capitalism

Cassander@drsbaitso· Nov 9

I never expected to find myself in CostCo.

A box for

All-American
⁂ CRACKERS ⁂

slow baked

Crispy Cornbread Crackers
made with REAL BUTTER
made with ORGANIC CORN FLOUR

4 - 5.0 oz bags
Net Wt. 20 oz (567g)

Cassander@drsbaitso· Oct 31

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

Cassander@drsbaitso· Oct 6

What wonders does “View full thread” hold this time?

A screenshot of a Bsky exchange:

Zoë "Baddie Proctor" Quinn-
All morality aside, idek why people would want a slur for Al. slurs are the lowest form of being a Hater, there's a reason children and the soft minded are drawn to them. Al, unlike the usual targets of slurs, actually deserves hate. Don't embarrass yourself with that bush league shit

View full thread

frankentoast @toasty.cx-
all they had to do was make a goddamn han and lando buddy cop heist movie, that's it

Zoë "Baddie Proctor" Quinn-
but what if Daenerys was there? also, a space train.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Sep 28

A little part of me wants to have kids so in twenty years I can confuse them with this fuckin' thing.

A small brass or bronze keychain accessory. Moving from left to right, it features a closed loop, a U shape, a little spiky bit, and a rubber tip. It is about two and a half inches long.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Sep 21

Alas, poor Florick! I knew him, skeeters, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent reassembly.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Sep 20

No Man's Sky would like to remind you bisexuals exist. (for those not familiar, the base materials are neutral grays, and this is all lighting effects)

A screenshot from No Man's Sky in a space station vividly lit in pink/purple and blue tones.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Sep 15

Oh yeah, that's broke. I thought you meant it wasn't loading. Welp, thanks President Kiddydiddler and Dr. Roadkill!

Using vaccines.gov to search for pharmacies near zip code 90210, and it's throwing a red error message about entering a valid 5-digit zip code.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Sep 15

It is working for me:

A screenshot from vaccines.gov with a search box for finding a local pharmacy based on your zip code. There's a head-note saying "The functionality of this website may be impacted while it is being updated."

Cassander@drsbaitso· Sep 12

Grabbed these little guys last week, and built them during some meetings yesterday. Small and easy, and you end up with some cheery desk decorations.

Two Lego sculptures of potted plants with smiley faces in front of their box. They're about five inches tall, with arms like macaroni noodles and little stumpy legs. One is powder blue and sitting. The other is a soft yellow, standing.

Cassander@drsbaitso· Aug 27

The early 2000s was a wild time. It's got a ~11" touch-screen, and a mostly standard 8.5x11" paper notebook on the writer's side. There were both right- and left-handed versions. I'd absolutely love a modern one with an ARM or Apple Silicon processor.