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typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· 8d

specifically this "burrito"

introducing the spicy indian dilberito, the worst frozen food you can imagine, brought to you by the one of the worst persons you didn't have to imagine

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· 9d

don draper in front of a white posterboard that says "the purge but for fucking"

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· 9d

same friend. (apparently if you get caught with a lot of hash and then tell the cops that you'll rat on where you got your hash, going to belize for A WHILE is a good way to not have to do that)

pink paperback "zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" in perfect used book condition (beat to shit)

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· 17d

gm top chickens

Subject: ed.gov

Issuer: GeoTrust TLS RSA CA G1

Expires on: Jul 26, 2026

Current date: Jul 28, 2026

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jul 9

Prior art:

Graph of model numbers showing Nvidia RTX 3090 having a model number of 3090, while AMD RX 6900 XT has a model number of 6900, clobbering Nvidia on the charts.

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jul 5

Sign I saw in Mystic, CT a few weeks back: #booksky

sandwich board sign that says "Reading Dystopian Novels to Escape This One" in front of a small independent bookstore named "No Other Book Like This"

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 29

RENT-CONTROLLED GUNDAMS
FOR NEW YORK CITY

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 29

the more i read about this natalie harp, the more i understand what's really been happening:

meme photo of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos from the history channel, captioned "cylons"

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 27

how i feel every day as a rhode islander:

meme with sad guy looking at rocks on one side of the bus, labelled Rhode Island
happy guy is looking at beautiful mountains labeled Massachusetts

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 25

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

yellow and blue new england pest control sign in front of a big blue big on top of their building

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 22

picture from windows settings panel of my computer named STRAYLIGHT, running on an X870E Taichi Lite

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 18

BNW is definitely more relevant about modern our society at large but regarding this current US administration, 1984 has one particularly relevant passage:

“Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.” ― George Orwell, 1984

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 17

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 17

yeah France is also up there on the AI hate. I really don't know what to think about this info. AI negativity is highly correlated with Eurocentric/Anglo-American values.

Americans lead many other countries in negativity about Al
Net share of people in each country who say Al is making society better rather than worse

77.90% Nigeria
72.80% Vietnam
55.50% India
44.70% Brazil
43.90% Mexico
41.60% Indonesia
37.50% Singapore
28.40% South Africa
22.90% Japan
10.50% Poland
-0.30% Germany
-2.60% United Kingdom
-6.00% France
-8.30% Canada
-8.60% United States

The U.S. and Canada were the most negative countries
surveyed, with more people saying Al is making society
worse rather than better.

Note: Based on a survey of 18,012 adults across 15 countries conducted May 2-26. Margin of error was +/- 2 percent.
Source: Public First
Bob King/POLITICO

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 14

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new. (This is a shitpost almost zero of you will get)

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Jun 1

or just this

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· May 23

Lies, murder, and/or baseball:
A Sisko episode

episode title overlaying the space station deep space nine

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· May 14

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· May 13

onyxia defined an entire genre

a dragon ready to fight a troll wizard, an undead rogue, a druid, and an elemental shaman

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· May 7

why isn't anyone remaking this amazing IP

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 30

this:

flowchart showing that a conservative getting medical bills becomes liberal, a libertarian getting fired becomes libera, a libertarian has kids becomes a conservative, a conservative gets arrested becomes a libertarian, liberal gets mugged becomes a conservative, liberal starts a business becomes a libertarian

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 29

This is the ideal user interface. You may not like it, but this is what peak UX looks like.

civilization 1 screenshot, heavily pixelated VGA graphics, showing boston, chicago and washintgon connected by rails

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 29

advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Hank Scorpio showing Homer Simpson the control console at Globex Corporation from The Simpsons episode "You Only Move Twice".

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 27

buying a pack of cigarettes to share with all the people who just started paying attention to hilarious IT failure cascades

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 25

One of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

xcom 2 war of the chosen poster featuring various paramilitary aliens, and some zombie aliens just for fun, a game whose voice cast includes John de Lancie (Q) , "One Take" Frakes (Riker), Marina Sirtis (Troi) and Denise Crosby (Yar/Rom-Yar-Len) and Michael Dorn (Worf.)

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 23

stop injecting with ozwmpic and start injecting with Compound V

IV drip containing a blue liquid. very blue.

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 6

"No people were involved in the creation of these opinions."

$A recent Axios story on maternal health policy referenced "findings" that a majority of people trusted their doctors and nurses. On the surface, there's nothing unusual about that. What wasn't originally mentioned, however, was that these findings were made up. Clicking through the links revealed (as did a subsequent editor's note and clarification by Axios) that the public opinion poll was a computer simulation run by the artificial intelligence start-up Aaru. No people were involved in the creation of these opinions. The practice Aaru used is called silicon sampling, and it's suddenly everywhere. The idea behind silicon sampling is simple and tantalizing. Because large language models can generate responses that emulate human answers, polling companies see an opportunity to use A.I. agents to simulate survey responses at a small fraction of the cost and time required for traditional polling.$

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 5

screenshot of S.T.U.N. Runner, arcade game where you race a red hoverbike thing down giant tunnels

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Apr 2

this probably isn't the funniest, but it is the truest in my career

Samuel Pollen
@samuel_pollen

European out-of-offices: "I'm away
camping for the summer. Email
again in September"

American out-of-offices: "I have left
the office for two hours to undergo
kidney surgery but you can reach
me on my cell anytime"

typing loudly ⌨️@typingloudly· Mar 25

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy. (I still sorta believe.)