I'm good at pinball.

"Dad! Can we stop and play the new Godzilla and Transformers pinball tables?" "We have Godzilla and Transformers at home."

Goofy to the end.

So long, Squid. You always tried your best to be a kitty, even when it seemed like you weren't totally sure what one was.

Why I never

It's Dolly.

Cats can have a split keyboard, as a treat.

Can't work today, boss.

I'm not saying I'm obsessed with Marathon or anything but there is a framed Pathways Into Darkness screenshot above my monitor.

Mad is the sword that severed tomorrow. #marathon

Very funny that the billboard doesn't have his name so you just have to know he's obsessed with calling himself that. (It's also his Instagram account name.)

He's just always like this.

It does seem like the checks have been bouncing.

Me and my mom agreed that people just aren't aware of the important things in life. (birds, bugs, snakes, spiders.)

Bee-sixty noscope

The people of Oakland are way too oblivious about bees.

Thing is, according to the trace status, that guy also stole it off someone else.

I did not come by this gun honestly. #marathon

Did an ork nutritionist make this?

This is very funny.

Shameless.

She is an unrepentant cherry thief.

Okay, so a lot of times it looks like my hair is going grey at the temples first. That fuckin' rules. I've wanted the Reed Richards look forever.

It's a nice day in Oakland.

I finally spotted the kittycat in Marathon. (It teleported out shortly after this.)

In Oakland, sometimes there is a horse.

Oakland, baybee.

Ok I guess that does make it seem possible but it's still enraging. www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...

Siblings.