These poor fukken mitts.

Still thinking about self-deporting back to Diarrhealand because not being able to provide or have any semblance of control makes me want to leap off a cliff on the regular. Anyways maybe a greasy diner breakfast will help.

I had already decided Reaper was my next job to learn. And boy howdy this is how to interest me in the job. Yayaya

Bakers! I have questions. This cake is really tasty and I want to learn to make it myself. When the description says 'egg cream', in regards to pastries/dessert, what might that be? The texture is like a really dense cheesecake, that melts into velvet.

Made good on my promise to remove all aura from Zenos' prized fight. :D Lemme at the island sunshine.

I was told my outfit was not tonally appropriate for the Final Days.

Always dance before the fallen bosses who are full of their own kool-aid.

Okay so I was a Roegadame for many years, yes. But upon finishing the Free Fantasia Potion quest, I immediately have reverted and am back on my shit. This is my Gold Saucer gamblin' suit. 'w'

I love being so big that every party and cutscene looks like I'm hosting a field trip. also just love dancing in front of bosses.

I'm sending them to Aurum Vale

God I hope Dawntrail gear looks less regal than Endwalker's jazz. I look like an Edwardian Noble off on a whimsical steampowered adventure. PIP PIP OLD CHAP.

I THINK. I'm gonna open PWYW co-missions? I have been getting rusty at Inkscape and that feel bad. Also Pixels! I can do pixel portraits or sprites! ko-fi.com/brelly Add any pertinent info and refs! Gotta start contributing to my XIV addiction.

whelp. rediscovered my forever minion! sorry for the phone shots

The dolmas turned out really nice! made a last second tzatzitzazitki sauce which is lorvely! the cabbage alternatives were there too.

I ran outta grape leaves so we'll fill in with cabbage. but they look okay for now!! Grape leaves are like wet butterfly wings. I will not elaborate.

I can't expresd how good it feels to collect herbs I grew to use for cooking. gosh dang

also holy fermented cucumbers ratman

Dolmas Day :]

i gatchu beebee

Germinated a Granny Smith seed and it's sprouted!! a fun long-term plant. and gonna try to get one of the wild strawbs to propagate. :) more plants for the plant god. seeds for the seed throne, etc

w-wife face

I spent TOO MUCH money changing Ahkmedrea to Flannyl back when Endwalker came out. And now the idea of spending that to switch back is untenable. Flannyl is caught up, my OG toon and has the fun stuff. Ahkmedrea is the unicorn of the game, a roegadame. LET ME HAVE BOTH.

second handful of cukes got! attempting a makeshift fermentation this time to use a grape leaf. :) we'll see where we're at in a few days

8D friend told me about low level trusts, thank god. one can only solo through potd so many times

My bell peppers are numerous and plentiful. I'm really curious if they'll get full sized or remain smol due to pot size. owo thumb for scale

the boyssss :)))

its like i never left

So excited to fishing. So stoked to see Merlwyb. So excited to taaank. HNGH.

My oldest and best friend I met on FFXI in 2002 knows how to push me off the fence. "The new tank dual wields shields."