Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes

@audreyashes

Part time professional perv. Queer af. Ethically Non Monogamous. Sex positivity/self reflection are spoken here. She/her. Cisgender. Level 49. 21+ BOTS/AI/TERFS/SWERFS/PHOBES DNI.

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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 30

My journey looks like I’m taking the longest bus ride, through mountainous terrain. However frightened I am, I’m still thankful that I’m still riding.

White topless body wearing dusky pink cotton panties on grey and white chevron patterned sheets

Tarot spread in a Celtic cross pattern.
This is the Agatha All Along deck, a surprisingly through and layered set of images.

Nude white wan in a bath.
Vagina tilted up to the camera.

White woman with wet hair licks the bathtub she’s in.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 24

Today is the last day of work before my vacation! Got a date with a cute girl for a party tonight and life is (personally) pretty good for me atm. I things get better for us collectively, and Happy Fucking Halloween!!!

White redhead in black glasses and cardigan with white button up, plaid skirt and white boots in a mirror selfie.

White redhead in black glasses and Unknown Pleasures cardigan with plaid skirt and white boots in a mirror selfie.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 20

I’m forever a club kid at heart. I had a blast last night, completely sober and got home at 2am. 💚💙🩵🩷 Thanks for being my spiritual twin, @velvetvomica.bsky.social.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 20

When a look comes together. 💓

White redhead in black and green lingerie in a mirror selfie.

White redhead in black and green lingerie and black knee high boots, standing in a rural room, back toward the camera.

White redhead in black and green lingerie, black knee high boots and a light up visor, standing in a bedroom with a white four poster bed.

White redhead wearing a spiked collar and black mesh top with stars.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 15

Getting ready to GAG.

White redhead in a black shaper, black fur, and black hosiery.

White redhead in a black shaper, black fur, and black hosiery,extending a black Louboutin toward the camera.

Naked white redhead kneeling in front of a mirror.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 13

There’s new smut on my Fnly Oans pages. AND You can see it for like $5! (I’m easy AND cheap, lol.) Happy Halloween pervs and monsters. 👹

White woman in fishnets, fur and high heels perches on the edge of a bed with her breast exposed.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 12

Sunday Scaries, naked mom edition. Hair color ☑️ Bath ☑️ Next: Hair, makeup, and filming some smut to (hopefully) take my mind off the horrors of being alive. 💁‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧜‍♀️

White redhead with red hair dye on her head and eyebrows wears a white tshirt smeared with hair color, standing in a living room in front of a television that shows Jason Schwartzman in the film ‘Mountainhead’

Naked chubby white woman in a bathtub. The water is yellow because she’s washed out her fresh hair color.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 8

🎃There’s a 50% off Halloween sale at the scariest place on earth, my Onlyfans page. 😂🎃 Come watch me squirt and stuff. 💋 ⛓️‍💥 in the 🧵

White redhead in red cat eye glasses wears a white and black polka dotted dress pulled down to show her breasts, grey panties pulled down to reveal her vagina, which she is playing with while looking into the camera.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 6

New 0F post!

White redhead woman lifting her skirt in a bathroom to show her white panties.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Oct 1

Sleepy slutty mom says good morning! (Forgive the brown looking water, it’s just my hair color leeching out.🙃) Hope you’re all having a smashing week so far!

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 30

Here’s some looks from last Friday. My life has been SO busy lately. I’m seeing that as both a positive AND a negative. I like the quiet times best, but I also love playing with queers and weirdos!

White redhead in dark glasses, black sweater, black skirt and heels, with a teal blouse underneath. She is standing in a ritual space.

White redhead in dark floral glasses, black sweater with a teal blouse underneath sitting in an office chair.

White redhead standing in a bathtub in a coral pink vintage slip.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 28

Yeah, I’m not surprised, are you? 😜

Brat Bingo
Refuses/to eat the food they di
dislike
Keysmashes

Clingy but doesn't like to admit
Walka barafoot when they can
Loves animals
Gets excited
asN
Has atleast one faridom person
ality
trait
Jealous
Easily
Never will admit being a bottom
Can't/do máth
Has a loud laugh
(Fred Space)
Gats embarassed easily
Seig
teased often
Toxia back
really
Sast
Wants to be carried but won't ask
Owns 5+ plushies
Can handle conflict
Wants to protect everyone
Scared of bugs
Short
Big Tease
Secretly likes watching drama
Likes making people feel good

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 26

The sex instinct in the mature female is akin to a residual tail, with the actions proving fruitless and fallow.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 26

What the fuck is up Bluesky?

White redhead leans against a towel dispenser wearing black glasses, a black and white sleeveless blouse, and a black skirt and heels.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 23

I’m so tired of playing Playing with this bow and arrow Gonna give my heart away Leave it to the other girls to play For I’ve been a temptress too long (Also I’ve tested positive for HSV1)

White redhead wearing black lace dress leaning against a messy bathroom counter.

White redhead, barefaced and crying in an olive green dress.

White redhead sitting in a messy closet and crying while wearing a black and white striped dress.

White redhead leaning on a bathroom counter with her head in her hands.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 19

I’m gonna be full of dark mischief this weekend! It’s party time!

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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 19

Yesterday was busy, but mostly because I was CAPABLE. Tuesday and Wednesday was back to back migraines. And tbh, I pushed through some of it to get this shit done, but my fitness and sexual health are IMPORTANT. Happy Friday, comrades. Remember: Put the mask on yourself first.

White redhead in a gym selfie wearing a pink tshirt and black workout pants holds a purple medicine ball.

White redhead wearing red glasses, a silver lanyard and a blue dress sits in a car and displays her bandage from her STI test yesterday.

White redhead wearing red glasses, a blue dress with black heels in a mirror selfie

White redhead in a gym selfie wearing a pink tshirt

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 14

Bare faced and feral last night.

A white redhead leans over carpeted steps in a low cut cream silk gown.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 12

Just a Friday fit. Have a good weekend gang. 💋

White redhead in pink glasses, black turtleneck, tights, and loafers, with a grey jacket and a black and white diamond pattern skirt.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 10

This is how I dress to seduce you on a first date. ❤️

White redhead in red glasses wearing a red and white peasant dress.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 7

My weekend. 🤭 Featuring my baby @velvetvomica.bsky.social

A white redhead and brunette are both wearing black lace and taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror.

A white redhead and brunette are snuggled up on the sofa together.

A white redhead in pink glasses is squeezing her cheeks.

A white redhead with red glasses wears a red and white peasant dress with white platform boots. She’s got a date coming over.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 5

Do we like this dress, Y or N. It came in a grab bag when I bought other stuff.

White redhead in an olive green column gown, standing in a bedroom.

White redhead in an olive green column gown, standing on a bathtub edge.

White redhead in an olive green column gown, standing in a bathroom

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 4

Wednesday before the spiral.

White redhead in a pink translucent glasses, black and white striped skirt, white blouse, black tank top and white platform boots.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Sep 2

Back home, but this weekend was full of joys and sorrows, but I was also so very horny from flirting with a long distance crush. 😎 Hope you folks have an easy week! 😜

My bestie Steve and I in the pool, two white people, one male presenting with a long salt and pepper beard and a white woman, both smiling.

A lovely orange and white cat in a big beam of sun, standing on a rug.

White redhead in black fishnet dress and black boots, with top of dress pulled down to reveal her breasts.

White nude redhead on all fours wearing a spiked leather collar.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Aug 31

You know, just a little holiday.

White redhead in checked b+w sunglasses and a black retro swimsuit sits in a pool

What naked redhead spreading her vulva in bed.

Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes@audreyashes· Aug 26

Some photos from work yesterday and some post workout photos. If you love someone, HUG them. TELL them. You never know what this insane life will bring.