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NSFW Alt deviant milf account for kinky fun (fun for me, anyway. DGAF about you) 42 🔞 MDNI Neither selling nor buying. DMs open if we’ve flirted in comments
Considering I’m fully clothed in this one I wonder if it’ll trigger a content warning
POV you’re the dial in my shower and I’m turning it all the way hot. It’s about to get steamy in here.
What’s up? (Yea I just typed over the holder-prompt with the same thing it asked me. What’s it to you? What’s up?)
Is it just me or do these little circles look like eyes? Here’s lookin’ at you
Look I’m not pleased with this country right now. But I still have hope for us. We can live up to our potential if we do a hell of a lot of work together. If you’re not registered to vote, do so now. If you are registered, double check your info. Go to vote.org before you eat a hotdog. Happy 4th.
Full moon. If you’ve been cursed it wasn’t me (it might’ve been, actually. I mixed up the salt and sugar in my circle, only had scented candles, ran out of moonwater so I used moonshine instead, and forgot part of the incantation. Because moonshine)
Red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather. Say it with me now.
These strappy things are cute but hella complicated sometimes. I need a diagram or something. And no, before you ask, I did not figure it out. It’s sitting in my lingerie drawer for another day
Yesterday was the first day of summer and I wanted to use a cutesy emoji to commemorate it. Huh. I mean I’m good with this but huh. Also hey here’s my ass
To masculine figures who have had an influence on the next generation, I offer my thanks and admiration, whether or not you’re a father. Happy Father’s Day x
I didn’t draft anything for this post and I’m still too sleepy to be clever so happy Titty Taturday or whatever
Did bestie randomly drop off a leather jumpsuit that she found at goodwill? Yes. Does it fit like a glove, per her superpower of dressing me? Also yes. Am I running around singing songs from Grease like a tonedeaf idiot? You better f’n believe it. Look at me bitches I’m Sandra Dee