Dad just finished lunch 😋

Dad got sweaty on the walk home from the store. Had to take my clothes off immediately.

Dad is back from LA and slept half the afternoon 😅

Dad had SOOOOO much beer this weekend in LA. My beer belly has grown by 3 sizes at least 😅

The second Dad gets home from work 😤

Another big lunch: demolished 😤

I was so happy in bed but now I’m at work 😤

Just had one of the biggest sandwiches of my life 😋

Good morning 💦

Dads’s a little drunk 🥃

Just dad being a handful at the bar again 😏

Yes, this is my work jock strap 😠

Feeling cuddly 😃

Sun’s out ☀️

Daddy’s getting home from the bar 😤

Just had dinner and dessert. Gut’s not gonna rub itself 😏

Being a handful at the leather bar last Sunday 💪🏼

Okay I really liked this beach pic too. My gut looks huge here 😃

Needed to relax today 🏖️

You think there’s any truth to that sweaty gamer thing? 😈

Feeling extra, EXTRA dad today 💪🏼

Literally me 🐻

I’m at that age where I really appreciate how I look in this pose 😃

My thoughts when I’m able to SEE deodorant in someone’s arm pit:

How many open buttons is appropriate for the bar?

🚨 WET BEAR ALERT 🚨

Feeling extra round 😃

I just wanna live at the nude beach 💪🏼

Sore chest… need a massage 😫

Got a new game, let’s check it out 🎮