when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you

and then Andrew Tate closed replies 😂

It's not in the original spirit of your reply, but I was a little bit proud of this:

Some of you are in the bathroom right now because of cut regulations

..bitter. shrill.

Dear Jimothy, take care out there

Because we need whimsy on Saturdays

A lot of war crimes.

BOROWITZ: Trump Claims John Roberts Was Born in Kenya

and this is when I started cackling 😂💙

Do you want to feel ancient? Dusty even?

FOUND THE SABOTEUR!!

Much like with covid, injecting bleach or shoving a UV light up your.. ..you know, the "cure" only made it worse. t.co/KQMn0UJWgO

squeeze a li'l bit harder

"How did you get that scar on your shoulder?" "Oh, a boy I barely knew was sad once." #Pulse

As Trump turns 80 this Sunday, it's worth noting that he shares the same birthday as the legendary German neurologist Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915). ᵛⁱᵃ ᴬⁿᵈʸ ᴮᵒʳᵒʷⁱᵗᶻ

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Barry Blitt

Let cartoonists cartoon, damn it 🙄

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