Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!
@bloodyhades
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Post a thirst trap, Go: This is almost 10 years old at this point, but it *is* the thirst trap that snagged JR, so…
JR: “I know we’re close to the Strawberry Moon, but this feels a bit on the nose.” JR, after I’ve been staring at the “moon” for like 10 minutes: “wait…that’s the SUNSET!” It’s a good thing my eyes have been fucked up for decades.
The two genders on a morning run to Wawa
I am part of that 60-80% and I am taking this advice. I encourage others to as well. And as a reminder,
Where’s that Channing Tatum jerking off gif when I need it‽
This is an older video, but we’re hanging out with this family for the 4th, so I expect a repeat of some kind.
JR is out getting us seltzers and the like and pictures aren’t loading well here, so I’m gonna drop this now and see who comes back to answer later. I’m getting the tights. That’s a duh. But do I also need the lace dress? Or would I only wear it like once to go to Slutcracker?
without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image
The pickled ginger that comes with sushi. Watching non-Americans discover our country through the World Cup. Chocolate pudding. Also, this goofy weirdo, who insists that he is bébé.
I've only ever heard this guy on episodes of Behind the Bastards, but that also kinda tracks. I slightly resent not having a higher Neo-Luddite percentage though.
Since I shared a different cat, here’s Baird refusing to let me move to go pee. Him cozy and seepy. JR would LOVE some cuddles and snuggles, but Baird insists that only my lap will do.
Our friend’s almost 8 year old accidentally punctured a can of beer while helping his mom put ice in the cooler. The almost 10 year old brought it to me to ask me what they should do with it. I would like BIG points for not showing them how I shotgun a beer.
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): JR included my living pets, so I’m going with my best boys who have died.
Someone did this on purpose and I salute them.
On the plus side, my hair is FIRE tonight and I have no idea what I did that made it work.
To remember that I was loved in this life
Some folks might consider these over baked, but this is perfection to me. Lunch is allllllll set for this week.
I’ve met a few too many of these folks in Scotland. I love the place, but I’ve definitely seen it happen.
Seriously. Since we got back, just this.
Baird is very unsure about the wind (it WIMDY today), but he seems happy and not stressed, so we’ll see how long he lasts.
I wasn’t kidding about taking a nap in the comfy chairs at work for my lunch break. Pretty view too.
I had to Google her and fuck is Betty right. Why the FUCK are her eyes just pitch black holes‽ This is an official picture! Not a photoshop!
Meditating on this today as we pray for those who gave all.