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Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jul 8

listen im never judging anyone for time spent on steam games

a screen shot of stellaris showing 1216 hours played

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jul 3

good morning to Pepsi ONLY

phone screen shot of a facebook post. The post is from PATCHWORKSHEEP_ it features a Ewe with black, brown and beige wool. Very golden eyes, beige eyebrows, beige inner ears with blcak outsides, a black wooled face, beige jaw, brown mane that turns to beige at the front, and a mottled brown/beige/black coat. It is looking at the camera.

The text reads
Patchworksheep_ The beautiful enigma that is Pepsi (black love heart) She has an odd personality. A bit of a loner, wild at heart and skeptical of people, yet on.. (more)

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jun 30

I had the one on the left.... nick the one on the right, omg it was, insanely good

two boxes of amazing looking food, a shwarma box which is all the interior of a shwarma wrap but put over rice or fries, next to fatoush with garlic sauce and tziki on top

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jun 25

you'll never guess what i had for lunch, again (i am addicted to garlic pasta with too much chili powder and a pile of chick peas..)

a stupid cartoon sheep eating pasta from a green bowl, the pasta is nuclear red, the red color is all around her mouth. She's holding her head and sweating. there is a wacom and keyboard infront of her

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jun 23

Someone couldn't wait until dinner was finished cooking..

A big fat anthropomorphic fox with purple hair wearing a pink and white striped apron and green slacks, with a hint of red underwear. He's leaning against a counter, love handle pressing against the marble countertop. The fox is holding a pizza box that says 'pizza pups' its orange and is a reference to little ceasars. The fox has purple hair. Hes standing infront of a fridge that has many delivery app coupons on it. Tiled floor. The counter top has an open pizza box, a wooden chopping board and rolling pin, a bag of flour, open can of pringles a phone, mixing bowls and spoon, a stick of butter on the board. There is a box of condoms with some thumb tacks next to it. The fox is saying "I AM still making dinner.. but we got so hungry now so..'

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jun 17

3 little blocks of chocolate + ninajirachi | full set for JJJ 50th anniversary + mint tea

a sheep looking like it is experiencing life altering levels of peace and serenity there is a weird house in the background

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jun 16

boo this dragon

a stupid fat blue and yellow dragon leaning on a tree, it has 3 frills on its head and its saying "huh?" its stomach is pressed against a branch.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jun 11

Ranch

A big fat miltank leaning against a fence, a painted rural landscape at sunset, forground has flowers. The character has a hand on their chin leaning forward, a smug sleepy look on their face. There are blobs of sheep (wooloos) in the paddock. Theres a small pokemon bird thing on the fence post, i forgot which one it is. Towering sunset clouds.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Jun 10

Beach (happy pride)

An overweight anthropomorphic sheep character, wearing blue and yellow nails, pink earings, and a necklace with trans and pride colors. wearing a black one piece swimsuit. ankle bracelets. city in the background

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 30

can i come over and stare at you like this

sheep staring ominously. head resting on a piece of wood that is probably in a barn. it looks like its frowning, mouth twisted into a slight grimace of disapproval.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 28

Reminder I have a telegram art channel where MOST of my art goes, and where I open up for co//miss//ions Check my bio for details, just realized I hadn't posted about this in ages haha

A screen shot of a telegram channels media tab, featuring lots of sketches and artwork

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 27

good morning

TOP TEXT ME LOOKING AT THE SINGLE MOTHER AS I SWALLOW HER CAR KEYS
BOTTOM TEXT NONE

BOTTOM IMAGE AN OUT OF FOCUS SHEEPP IN A PADDOCK STARING AT CAMERA, RELAXED VIBES, CHILL VIBES, BLURRY, FENCE POSTS

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 26

It's important to relax

A fat very muscular anthropomorphic grey horse, leaning back against rocks, relaxing in a hot pool pouring a bucket of water onto himself, there are trees in the background

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 26

I've been extremely normal about this guy don't even worry

Red deer guy, kind of chunky, two poses. One he's brushing his hair back looking at the camera, hand on his hips. The other he's looking at the camera smiling and holding a durex don't look at me

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 26

Steal his look Clothes - 110 Footwear - 330 Accessories - 57,000

a character sheet of a red deer guy, featuring a price breakdown of each individual item, the watch, camera and jewelry being especially expensive. There are close ups of his feet, a front on shot of his face, a view from behind in expensive swim shorts and a color palette that looks like the artist feels passionate about graphic design

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 26

Red deer guy

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 21

It, unfortunately for me, is wildly good. Just enough heat that you don't want to eat a whole bowl by itself..but just enough heat that it goes perfectly with any carb The first meal-prep blocks are freezing, i need them to hurry up so i can freeze the rest and stop eating it 😭😭😭

A big red pot filled with yellow potato curry, the photography has in an extremely embarrassing try hard way wiped down the inside of the pot to make it look cleaner.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 21

Preparing for a big mostly* vegetarian curry. Got a huge pile of potatoes and then forgot to get more onion, so its going to be a big pile of....... all this *curry paste has fish sauce it turns out 😭

A big spread of from right to left
soy sauce, red curry paste, pepper, chili powder, red lentils, chick peas, peanut butter, coconut milks, coconut oil, ginger, onion, garlic, potatoes vegetable stock, a bowl of spices with chili powder, cumin, onion and garlic powder, bay leaves and some garam masala

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 20

the sheep, hates the exercise (but the post workout endorphins and slightly lowered ghrelin levels is great)

a stupid fat anthropomorphic sheep in gym shorts and a white singlet walking on a treadmill, looking tired, holding a hand held fan to her face.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 18

flynns route of echo is over 😒 i'll really have to compose my thoughts and just link it in a google document or something so as to avoid spoilers. one route left to go. did i enjoy this route?

the poster sarcastically includes a screen shot of a text box reading "it's a mystery. "

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 7

Using pinterest for its intended purpose i think

screen shot of a pinterest board

it reads

Cars I want to make out with people in the back of
8 Pins
I hate cars except these cars and maybe other ones i find because cars are stupid but these are hot actually

it shows a collection of dorky mostly off road cars from the 70's through to the 90's

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 3

what i imagine it's like

thumbnail of pbs spacetime, thumbnail shows a diagram of the big bang and cosmic inflation, the text of the thumbnail reads 'the real physics of cosmic inflation'.
Superimposed infront of the thumb nail is a stereotypical cartoon furry/husky with blue white and yellow markings and a pink collar, looking nervously back at the viewer and saying 'w..why are you looking at me.."

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· May 1

another award has hit the sheep

some fuckin guy whispering to george "w" bush who is looking vacant to the left that another plane has hit the world trade center

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Apr 30

Guess who just won the award for best Forgot To Soak Your Navy Beans Overnight So You Can Make Chili.

a stupid fucking idiot looking sheep wearing a party hat staring blankly off screen with a vacant look in its eyes, its standing on hay there is a blue bench beside it.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Apr 27

You'll just have to believe me that this tastes amazing

A big pot of orange 'nutrients' in a big red le creuset pot that she definitely can't afford and was a gift.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Apr 27

The blender is full of butternut squash and roast bell peppers/capsicum blended with a bit of stock. Bowls of red/yellow capsicum, mushrooms, onion, potatoes, tofu, and red lentils at the back 😤 oh and a pile of garlic, etc etc she'll cook all this as soon as she gets up.. any second now..

bowls full of chopped vegetables, bowl of cubed tofu, cans of coconut milk, jar of pb, jar of red curry paste, a blender full of THE ORANGE SUBSTANCE, a cutting board with diced up garlic.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Apr 22

i feel you here

two wojak (i think idk) people hugging, both are filled with screen shots of layer folders representing pages.

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Apr 20

to all the haters, some brown sugar scones with a yogurt glaze

six fucking awesome looking brown sugar scones with yogurt glaze each looking like a cool explosion caught mid frame looks like the kind of shit you'd get at rustic bakery in some distant european town but instead its from kays oven their are 6 muffins on a metal tray sitting on parchment paper on a black marble/stone countertop that looks recently wiped clean

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Apr 19

mount isa

elaine from hit '90's' 'sit com' on 'television' 'seinfeld' or 'seinfield' idk
she is smiling and looking to the left, wearing a business jacket and some kind of wallpaper patterned winter shawl.

it is captioned ( laughing nervously) what the fuck?

Block rocking bleats@bluescale· Apr 17

me when i don't eat giant huge tablespoons of peanut butter like my body craves