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@bulubane

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· 24d

Andrew Tate was not “dressed gay” when he was arrested. He was dressed like a British lad from 25 years ago who themelves were a trickle down and bastardised version of Dior’s Hedi Slimane era à la the cerulean blue jumper but more embarrassing. What a dork.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· 27d

OI OI OI

A hand holding a Vegemite shapes biscuit

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jul 3

The accurate ones where much better.

Rows and rows of plastic copies of the heart of the ocean necklace from the movie The Titanic.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jun 21

Baby’s first cutting attempt #HEMA #longsword

A female hand holding a rolled up tatami mat that has been soaking in water. The top is sliced off with a fairly clean cut.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jun 20

“The cheapest sauna in Prague” An actual ad by the dept. of public transport this week.

A shirtless muscled man with a towel around his waist standing inside a Prague tram that is as wet and steamy as the inside of a sauna. The caption (in Czech translated to English) is “the cheapest sauna in Prague” followed by the ticket price.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jun 9

@kennylogins.bsky.social oh no

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· May 9

Earlier this week Emily Blunt attended the Met Gala along with Jeff Bezos while she was wearing a diamond body necklace worth half a million dollars. They are laughing at us.

Screenshot from a recent interview with Blunt (during the Devil Wears Prada 2 press tour). The interviewer asks her if she has any advice for girls who hate their jobs right now, to which she replies with one word, “quit.”

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Apr 23

Hate to break it to you but we mostly get angrier as we get older.

Screenshot of The Telegraph social feed showing a picture from The Graduate, with the text, "angry young women are driving men into the arms of cougars"

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Apr 11

Same but my fencing. #HEMA

A tweet which reads, “My worldview is based on 5 very obscure books none of which I’ve read.”

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Apr 4

Happy 4th anniversary to the Viking ship urn we considered when arranging grandma’s funeral.

A Viking longship shaped funerary urn on a shelf with a sign in front of it that says, “Considering a very special send off? This Viking ship urn might be for you. Ask us about it!”

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Apr 4

Got a small bloodied nose at training last night, totally fine, no big deal. Shared a photo of it on social media bc I thought it was funny. Woke up to unsolicited advice from a man I've not spoken to in 10 years. Mate, I've practiced full contact sports for nearly 20 years, thanks for the input 👍

Screenshot of following text: Hi Lu… according to your post, I feel you — combat sports hurt, but the thrill is awesome and the feeling during a fight is hard to explain, but it’s amazing.
Unasked advice: find the limits of your ambitions.,than adjust your sparring intensity based on your ambitions in the sport… it took me a few years to figure that out in boxing. My ego took a hard hit, but my body and love to sport and training keeps working. All with love Jiri

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Mar 9

🙅‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Mar 9

Yeah at this point why not.

Ocean map with text above reading, "shift in gulf stream could signal ocean current collapse."

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Mar 8

Slavs do International Women's Day different and it took me awhile but I'm finally on board. Thank you for my rose and treat, local gym ☺️

A fresh red rose and a can of some sparkly girly pink drink inside a gym locker.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Mar 7

Then I walked into the next room, saw this collage and almost hyperventilated because we are here again, we are actually here again. Jesus christ we really are here again.

Collage of Lynndie England in Abu Graib prison torturing a naked Iraqi man on a dog leash. The names of prominent and responsible US politicians and the soldiers convicted over Abu Graib are written below the image.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Mar 7

I saw Le Corbusier, Braque, and Miro on the same wall today 🤩

5 paintings by early-mid 20th century artists Le Corbusier, Braque, and Miro, on a black wall in a gallery.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Mar 7

It was such an incredible show! Also, what a weird small beautiful world, I’m actually in your photo.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Feb 10

NSW Police response to peaceful protest:

A NSW Police officer spraying a man point blank in the face with pepper spray

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Feb 10

Sydney stepping up yesterday. Too many coppers not enough justice.

The area surrounding Sydney town hall, packed with protestors holding Palestinian flags protesting the arrival of Isaac Herzog in Australia. A man in the foreground faces away from the camera holding a large Palestinian flag blowing in the wind.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jan 31

SOMEBODY remains safe with his little icepack though 😆

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jan 25

But can I have a fruit with my coffee, CAN I HAVE A FRUIT WITH MY COFFEE??

A man doing a pull up with text superimposed over the top reading, “carbs before lift, protein after lift, fruits before and after, water and electrolytes all day, caffeine when you’re lazy, it’s really that simple, sto over complicating.”

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jan 25

Sparring was good today.

OP fencing with a feder. She is wearing pink pants, red gambeson and black helmet. Her opponent wears white pants, blue game son and black helmet. The room is bright and airy with wooden floor.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jan 10

He got brought up right

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jan 10

Behold! Johnathan!

A spindly looking snowman that is vaguely shaped like a coke bottle. It has a small carrot nose and twigs for arms. It is in front of soma old apartment buildings.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Jan 9

Not hyperbole btw

Photo of the legs of two people. They are on public transport and the floor is wet and muddy with melted snow. One is wearing white Ugg boots, the other is
wearing Blundstones.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Dec 31

Went to the Ron Mueck exhibition at the gallery of NSW today and it was fantastic.

OP is standing against a white wall staring at a sculpture by Ron Mueck. It is a hyper realistic but oversized sculpture of a naked older man huddled in the corner of the room. He looks unhappy and somewhat like an oversized baby.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Dec 30

We went out to the old quarantine station in Manly, Sydney, for a ghost tour last night. It was a Christmas gift and I am not a spooky ghost person but it got really weird and I screamed. 10/10, would be a spooky ghost person again.

OP standing against a corrugated iron building with a wooden door, a holding area for the contagious in the 19th-20th centuries. She’s holding a lit oil lamp because the tour guide said she should be the lamp bearer for some spooky reason.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Dec 29

The Lego exhibition ar The Australian Museum, Relics: A New World Rises is awesome and worth a visit if you're in town.

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Dec 22

If you’re just starting and you feel weird and uncomfortable, lean into it, it’s worth it. #soberlife

Horrendous Squelch Sounds@bulubane· Dec 20

When Santa doesn’t bring you what you want.