Tyler Hayes

@bytylerhayes

Bisexual Author and Forger of Feels. THE IMAGINARY CORPSE available from Angry Robot Books. He/him, they/them. Living and working on Narragansett land. Patreon:

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Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· 16d

Monday cat cleanse: the first Jen of a new way of living.

Jen the brown and black tabby cat sitting in a lap, leaning back to gaze at the camera with green eyes.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· 19d

So this game is neat!

Outlier score for Tyler for day 65. They got a total of 557, with their rarest find being Groat, which only 2 players have found, and three Only You scores: Groat, glares, and caulk.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· 21d

Wednesday’s selfie is giving “Todd McFarlane introducing Spawn.” Good job making it to today, friends. I’m proud of you.

Tyler smiling at the camera with their face half in shadow.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· 23d

Some days the most important thing you can do is hang out on the bed with your cat.

A brown and black tabby cat curled up on a bedspread in a perfect little ball.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· 27d

Bruce in the foreground, Jen in the back.

An orange and white cat laying on the floor in front of a black and brown tabby cat also laying on the floor. The cats have very similar faces and are in very similar stances.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jul 13

Your Monday cat cleanse: Jen isn’t sure why those hands are doing things that aren’t petting Jen.

A brown and black tabby cat staring at the camera with green eyes, clearly unimpressed with what they see.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jul 6

Babe wake up new author pic just dropped (the robe is the Aunt Granny from Highway Robery and it is nice and light for summer).

Tyler (a white mask person with blue eyes, a shaved head and a blonde gray beard) wearing a pink purple and green robe and saluting the camera with a cup of coffee

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jul 3

July’s NEW PIN CHALLENGERS: An invocation for the pursuit of art; a symbol for gay wrath month that also reminds me of the joy that is cats; and a prayer for a proper Summerween.

Three enamel pins: one that shows various tools for making art (pencil, sewing and knitting needles, scissors, a paintbrush) above the word “Create”; a white cat holding a knife in its mouth that has a blade in the colors of the bi flag; and a sunset with bats silhouetted against it above the word Summerween.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 27

One last Pride selfie before the weekend. Happy Friday, Interfriends!

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 24

Tuesday cat cleanse: yes, madam, how may I help you?

A tabby cat curled up against the stomach of the human taking the picture and leaning her head all the way back to stare at the human.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 23

Meanwhile...

The Community meme of Troy entering with pizzas and being horrified at the ruined, flaming room. Troy is labeled "me, looking at how we added a couple speedy forwards and upgraded our solid defensive game"; the room is labeled "r/bostonfleet who all thought we were getting both Roque and Eldridge"

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 21

Yesterday’s Pride fit was the author drip at its gayest; today’s Pride fit is my Boston Fleet bag, in honor of a team that is, I swear, going to be fine.

Tyler in a ballcap with a rainbow on it and a tshirt with a rainbow rooster on it underneath a black denim vest covered in patches and pins, including a bi pride flag, one with the pronouns he/they, one that says Lore Establisher, one that says Bans the Fascists Save the Books, and one that says Be Kind

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 17

Good morning, breakfast cocktails of Bluesky! Today’s kindness upgrade is my labs for my yearly well check-up and a sumptuous breakfast as a chaser. (Pictured: the Momma’s Coffee Milk from Rhody Hen.) I hope Wednesday rules for each and every one of you!

Tyler in a distressed ball cap sipping from a jar with a handle that is full of coffee and piled with whipped cream.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 15

Introduce yourself with four games

Final Fantasy VI (the American boxart where it was called Final Fantasy III)

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 10

CW: body art In lieu of a selfie, have a pic of my latest tattoo! (Content warning done for body art.) This one is to commemorate the second time I brought my A1C back down from a dangerous level; forget power-lifting, we're into power-liching.

A person's arm with a tattoo on it of a skeleton in a tattered robe. The skeleton has one hand glowing with magical energy and holds a weathered barbell in the other like a staff.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 9

Tuesday cat cleanse: HOW is that comfortable?

An orange and white cat sleeping on two different levels of a cat tower at the same time with a little bit of his midsection visibly hanging in the space between the two

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 5

Thursday cat cleanse: when the cats are shadowed you can really tell they’re related.

An orange and white cat sitting on the back of an armchair, dappled in sunlight and staring out a window

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 4

#3GoodThings 1. Getting a thumbs up from the interviewer after they spoke to FK 2. Rediscovering the Lofi Girl stream and learning it’s anti-AI 3. Actually kinda liking this selfie

Tyler smirking at the camera while wearing an authors against Book bans shirt

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· Jun 1

June pin update: forbidden book magic vibes for the WIP, queer parenting vibes for taking care of FK, and Prideasaurs now and forever.

An enamel pin of a black face above an open book with hands coming out of the pages to caress the face; a penguin cradling, a rock glass of booze like an egg; a pink and purple triceratops with the word Biceratops across them

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 29

Happy Friday from me and Jen, Interfriends! I hope we all have lovely, restorative weekends and that Monday doesn’t even know what hit it.

Masc white person looking over their glasses at the camera while burying their face in a very plush-looking brown and black tabby cat

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 29

BREAKING: Backups R' We have also withdrawn from the Fredom 250 Celebration.

A still from the Super Mario Bros Super Show showing Mario, Luigi, Princess, and Toad dressed up as a rock band

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 22

Good morning, savory waffles of Bluesky! Today’s kindness upgrade is a freaking break. We’ve been going a mile a minute and we do nobody any good if we’re exhausted. Remember to fill your cup too, and have a great weekend.

A white masculine person smiling at the camera with their chin in their hand.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 22

Belated Thursday cat cleanse: Jen needs to inspect the hand that has pet her a thousand times before.

A black and brown tabby cat with green eyes, sniffing a Caucasian human hand

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 20

How I feel about 92 degree heat. Still, we made it to Wednesday and that’s not nothing. Good job everyone!

Tyler making a dubious and judgmental squinty face at the camera

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 19

Tuesday cat cleanse: Bruce knows what’s up.

An orange and white tabby splayed out on the floor with his white and lightly tabby-striped belly and primordial pouch on full display.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 15

Good morning, blueberry pancakes of Bluesky! Happy Friday! Today’s kindness upgrade is a little money to the Morales campaign. Let’s just try to leave the day a little better than we found it.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 12

Tuesday cat cleanse: zeroed right in on me post-alarm again.

A brown and black tabby cat settling down next to a human under a gray bedspread

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 5

Tuesday cat cleanse: the SECOND my alarm went off.

A brown and black tabby snuggled down between two people lying in bed.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 3

MAY PIN UPDATE: the pen blade to get me through the heaviest part of revisions, the space cat to be a calm center for me and my family, and a celebration of at least two more games of the best team in the best hockey league in the world.

Tyler Hayes@bytylerhayes· May 3