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this is so fucking insane. “how can we be ideologically motivated when we’ve preemptively excluded every single trained professional with any real expertise in this field bc they always disagree with us and call us ‘scientifically illiterate ideologues with a hard-on for abusing trans children’?”

all of which is to say: i am once again calling upon Society to create the legal infrastructure for women to form clans as well as the literal infrastructure of modern tulous for our new girlclans to live in

no one: not a single person: not one soul past present or future: me:

over half a year later im still thinking abt her hat

“men are protectors” for christs sake just look at yourself. you exist to be wrapped in the protective embrace of a tall, sturdy set of real chromosomes. its just biology. stop fighting nature

hey straight girlies! are you looking for fun friend date ideas with your bestie? consider:

oh yeah its pretty irrefutable

tfw you wake up and its still america outside

you arent fooling anyone, partner

i love that lesbians pretty much universally agree demon girls find paladin girls irresistibly hot

unfortunately davina blew up the bad guys entire criminal empire and thus ruined alices perfect indefinite lesbian date night detention scheme. smdh so tired of these allies in name only

btw the whole time these beautiful bitches are having a flirty girls night the boys are being tortured, the boss extorted into an arranged marriage, and the straight girl nearly murdered

remember ladies, after you kidnap your ideal woman you’ll only have so long before her bad-boy boss comes to rescue her, so make sure you get as much flirting in as possible

uhhh nvm it seems alice is perfectly capable of kidnapping her own dangerous women

seriously davina hook her up with one your gay nanny friends …also just fyi if none are available, i would be open to training for the position

…yeah id get into a Family i can never get out of if she asked

davina, please do the world a solid and hook this woman up with one of your colleagues (preferably the no-nonsense one who always got quiet when the rest of you talked about boys)

every straight woman reader: oh NO you do NOT!! keep your filthy eyes OFF our vina she is TAKEN 😤 every lesbian reader: no.. no let her cook 🫦

the comments are full of straight women speculating about alices motives for making gabe bring davina to the summer ball and not a single one of them clocks that 50% of her motive is just wanting to see davina looking super hot in a fancy gown

women having children to appease patriarchy ❌ women having children to seduce hot nannies ✅

…wait is there an evil gay mafia bitch in this het series???

::cough cough:: she wouldve been so slutty ::cough cough::

woaw just like me