Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️

@catski22

Keeper of the Knowledge. Social media guru and website archivist for people who live in your telly. Frequently distracted by cold boys and gay pirates. (she/her) #OFMDbookbinding

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Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· 19d

Spock vs Trelane part 2?? 👀

Screenshot from IMDb. Photo of Captain Pike in puppet form. Text below reads:
S4.E5 - Level-Five Transporter Accident.
Thu, Aug 20, 2026.
A transporter malfunction turns most of the crew into puppets while Spock fights to reclaim the ship.

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· 19d

FINALLY!!! We were running out of (padded) wall space 😅

Conspiracy meme where the walls are covered in paper and red string

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· 27d

Publicist: Ok Rhys, we need to promote your new comedy special. What do your followers enjoy seeing? Rhys: Hold my shovel 😏

Black and white selfie taken by Rhys Darby. He’s wearing a hat and sunglasses, and has a shovel resting on his shoulder. His very bare, very muscular shoulder. Because he has conveniently forgotten his shirt. How terrible, said no one ever.

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Jun 26

Steeb says hi 👋

A Finch bird dressed like a merman, with a butterfly micropet

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Jun 16

Of course the cursed shawl would arrive right before we get a series of heatwaves so I can’t wear it 🤣 Thank you @remreader.bsky.social - it’s gorgeous, and I will be twirling and flouncing into every room I enter asap ❤️🖤 #FandomMarket 🏴‍☠️

A red, gold and black crocheted shawl, made and designed by remreader to resemble Stede’s cursed suit in Our Flag Means Death s2.

The shawl is draped on a light grey couch with velvet bird of paradise cushions (but the cushions have a grey-green background colour rather than OFMD bird robe pink).

Between the cushions and tucked behind the shawl is tiny MerStede, crocheted by rosymegglemoth.

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Jun 11

Very important delivery from @pogonr.bsky.social, who is an absolute genius! They love each other in every universe 🙂‍↕️ #Rhyikaverse

Keyring chain depicting 4 sets of Rhys and Taika characters sloppy smooching, as drawn by Pogo: Stede and Ed from OFMD, Anton and Viago from WWDITS, Nigel from Jumanji and Antwan from Free Guy, and Rangi and Hemi from Radiradirah: Space Waltz. The final keyring is a heart with “The Rhyikaverse” in capital letters

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Jun 1

Cake arrived squashed, one of the candles wasn’t in stock, and to say the chocolate has been struggling in this heatwave would be an understatement. Happy “8th” birthday to me 🥳😂

Partially squashed caterpillar cake with a lit candle in the shape of a number 8 on the top

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· May 23

Selfie taken by Rhys Darby during filming of OFMD S1. He’s in his trailer, wearing a black makeup cape over his fancy Stede Bonnet costume, and is pointing at himself. He’s added the text “this guy?”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· May 23

Lego Stede has a new outfit. Lego Ed is going to need 3-5 business weeks to recover. #OFMD

Lego Ed and Stede posed on the Books Are My Passion set, with a few extras. Stede is wearing a red robe with his torso and legs on display. Ed has dropped his book and teacup and fallen off the chair he was sitting in.

#LegoEdAndStede

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· May 13

Rhys Darby being presented with a keepsake sketch of Binklebonk, his character in Badjelly 🥹

Rhys Darby holding a sketch of Binklebonk, his character in Badjelly. Given to him as a keepsake by Matt L Haworth, who is standing beside him pointing at the artwork.

Sketch of Binklebonk, Rhys Darby's character in Badjelly

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· May 6

OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣

Lucius speaking to Stede saying “tell me, Stede. How good are you at being sketched?”

Tomodachi Stede and Ed sitting together. The caption reads: it seems they’re analysing being sketched from a new angle nobody’s ever considered before…

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· May 6

Edward!! I spent ages drawing that 😤

A slice of 40 orange glaze cake. This creation is now available at the supermarket.

Tomodachi Ed saying “maybe you could try making something else next time…?”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 30

Stede and Ed bonding over the important stuff

Stede and Ed sitting on a bench and talking. The caption reads: it seems they’re talking in hushed voices about how reading smutty fanfic is life

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 29

If anyone needs me I will be staring at my pretty OFMD lantern like a mesmerised (rosy maple) moth for the foreseeable future! Thank you @asyouwish311.bsky.social 💜 #FandomMarket 🏴‍☠️

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 28

Oh no! I do hope you’re able to get it fixed soon, but also…

Taika Waititi looking directly at the camera while raising an eyebrow. He’s holding up an open book, but the cover has been edited to read “Insane Claire Lore, Vol. 27”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

They’ve moved in together and Stede has reached spectacular levels of obliviousness 🤣🤣🤣

Ed is sitting on the floor, looking up at Stede and blushing. Stede is standing with a soeech bubble above his head, saying “seems like Ed wants to share a home where we can spend time exploring each other’s bodies together!

In the corner their current relationship status is shown. Stede obliviously thinks of them as “best friends” while Ed is smitten and “head over heels”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

What Makes Ed Happy: THE MUSICAL 🎶

Stede playing guitar while Ed sings “say, Mate! What is happiness to you?”

Stede playing guitar while Ed sings “on Revenge Island, you can find it too!”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

Lovesick Ed is really going through it 🥺

Ed saying “Mate… My heart aches…” about Stede

Ed, who is now head over heels about Stede, saying “what is this I’m feeling? Sadness? Melancholy?

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

Lucius and Pete literally just met and are being as unsubtle as their show counterparts 🤣

Lucius and Pete taking. The caption reads: it seems they’re taking turns making speeches on the tastiest ways to eat lollipop.

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

Pete, Olu and Stede have some thoughts about Blackbeard 😆

A conversation between Pete and Stede. The caption reads: it seems Black Pete is swearing up and down that he’ll be a Blackbeard fan forever and ever…

A separate conversation between Pete and Ed. Pete saying “well, Blackbeard is always so serious. Which I find incredibly inspiring.”

Olu talking to Ed. The caption reads: it seems Olu is asking for advice about the dreams he keeps having where Blackbeard is chasing him…

Stede talking to Lucius. Stede is smiling and saying “well, you know… Blackbeard is so funny! It always cracks me up when they do the thing!”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

Ed heroically rescuing Stede… from a puddle 🤣 (Ed was head over heels for Stede after this. Stede still thinks of Ed as his close friend)

Stede from Ed’s pov. He’s looking up at the sky with one hand raised. Ed is saying “ah, Mate! Looking gorgeous as always…”

Ed with wide eyes saying “noooo! Look oooouuuut!”

Ed face down in a puddle, which he was trying to stop Stede from stepping in. Stede is bending down saying “you okay?”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

Stede and Ed gossiping about new neighbour Lucius (I really don’t think he’s keeping it a secret, guys…)

Stede and Ed sitting together outside. The caption reads: it seems they’re gossiping about the true hidden nature of Lucius…

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

Stede found a bug 🥹 (He’s so oblivious, even the ants are trying to tell him something 😆)

Stede crouched down to look at some ants, which have formed the shape of a heart

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 25

Reminder that if anyone else is struggling to keep track of Rhys Darby’s upcoming projects, tour dates, recent interviews, or where to get merch… this exists! 🔗 linktr.ee/rhysdarby #RhysDarbyFaction 🕶️🤏

Screenshot of the Rhys Darby Faction linktree showing a list of useful links

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 22

Ed having romantic daydreams about Stede 🥹 (Ed fell in love almost instantly, wants to have a whirlwind romance with Stede and live happily ever after. Stede remains oblivious, naturally)

Ed laying on his tummy reading a book while saying “who knew books could be so funny!” Beside him Stede is wearing a heart jumper and lounging contentedly on his side

Stede has scooted over to lay on his tummy and read the book with Ed. They’re both looking at each other and blushing, with a floating heart between them. Ed is down so bad.

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 22

“If I could just be Blackbeard…”

Stede with Ed’s grey beard, standing beside Ed and mimicking his pose

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 22

They immediately became friends after talking about playing pirates (also lol)

Stede saying “tell me, Ed. How good are you at playing pirates?”

Ed replying “I don’t think you’ll ding anyone better at playing pirates than me on all of Revenge Island!”

Stede saying “I hope Ed shows me all the tricks of the trade!”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 22

Their first interaction 🥹

Stede and Ed talking at the fountain, which Ed is sitting on. Caption reads: it seems Stede is enthusiastically speaking about his interests, without worrying about looking foolish…

Stede and Ed laughing together. Caption reads: it seems they’re talking utter nonsense, and loving it…

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 22

Because we all need more whimsy in our lives right now, here’s another hilariously close to canon OFMD Tomodachi thread, featuring down bad Ed and oblivious Stede 😌

Stede has a speech bubble over his head which says “Ed is so funny!” In the corner their current relationship status is shown: oblivious Stede thinks of them as “best friends forever” but Ed is smitten and “wants to confess”

Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️@catski22· Apr 17

More #FandomMarket loot! Tiny MerStede loves his new insane foliage, thank you @ann-banann.bsky.social 🫶