Chance the Lawyer
@chancethelawyer
per chance, a lawyer signal: @chancethelawyer.302 mail: chance at chancerydaily dot com everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious and it’s also seriously problematic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me, after getting slammed in the group chat for suggesting that we rename trolley square aubrey plaza
don’t be like Charlie Brown, incessantly fooled by Lucy who is always going to yoink the illusory football bait you’re never going to be allowed to put your foot on. be like his creator 🥹
::humming nervously while I wait for @bjmquinn.bsky.social:: “my AIC and meeeeee”
This is from a real case but I feel like it also deserves to become a meme. 😂
need to find this artist again who remade cotán, I fucking love this piece 💓
and just found this tweet from the same day that is the only other google result for the word 😂
me, when well-known people finally make their Bluesky accounts
I still love that Diamandis spelled one of his patron saint’s names incorrectly but the lack of coverage about this whole situation is wild. Not that another EO would fix this, by any stretch, but it shows you what is minimally not even possible.
it’s obfuscatory now not to take your husband’s last name 🫠
this image in spacex's s-1 is labeled "paloaltoxxxai.jpg" and I have placed my thoughts in the alt-text description of what I think about that
I like tautologies because the things I like include tautologies. I am very smart. Please give me your monies.